But let’s pretend the USA is still fully committed to the the Paris Agreement, that Scott Pruitt is stuck in Oklahoma, and that the only Irma you know is some old lady spreading STDs at the nursing home.
Let’s pretend it’s cold outside.
Fall Fashun for the Good Dogs
I like my fall to be like my apples: crisp. Fall means knits, Frye boots, deep jewel tones, and tartan eleganza.
But why stop at dressing yourself in fall fashions? Dogs needs togs, too! They’re good dogs, Brent, and they all deserve the latest trends. When the mercury dips, keep your fur-covered babies extra warm with these dog sweaters we are loving right now.
BOB!
Street Wear Pup
Sometimes your doggo just wants to be comfy while you Netflix and chill. If they can’t have leggings, give them a soft cotton hoodie.
Fab Dog Bae Hoodie, $30-$36 at Chewy
Badass Good Boy
For the dog who is jealous of your tattoo sleeve and the fact that you can legally drink rum.
Wag-A-Tude Black Skull and Bones Sweater, $7.49 at Petco
Puppy Slut
Is your fur baby a real houndhog? No shame in this game! For Scorpios and humper breeds.
Fab Dog Walk of Shame Hoodie, $30-$36 at Chewy
Make America Grrrrrr Again
Is your dog proud to be an American? No. It’s a dog. It’s proud to lick its own butthole. But she will look cute while tossing her own salad in this sweater.
Zack and Zoey Elements American Flag Dog Sweater, $19.97 at BaxterBoo
Actual Basic Bitch
Mint? Check. Chevron? Check. Advertised as being good for a visit to the pumpkin patch? Check.
Bond & Co. Mint and Cream Chevron Dog Sweater, $7.49-$9.99 at Petco
Outlander Pooch
Does your baby love to shit on your lap while you watch Outlander and drool over Claire’s chunky knits?
Fisherman style knit, $20-$27 at Etsy
