GQ Rob
It’s GQ Rob again!! Lit-rally it’s Ron… IN GQ and he’s a little older, a little weirder (is this possible?) and maybe perhaps a little more crinkly eyed. Awww sweet Ron.
GQ Sweater Rob… much like Vanity Fair Sweater Rob 7 years ago when he was pulling more of a Cape Cod weekend look than this winter in London vibe.
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Then we have this denim look that is vaguely familiar…
Heeeeey! Wait a minute here…
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And leather jacket Rob…
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But nothing tops this city slicker in $1200 Calvin Klein cowboy boots look. Rob, babe. stop while you’re ahead.
See them aaaallll at GQ and read a really great/weird interview wherein Rob asks the interviewer to swim with sharks, get a “fecal matter transfusion,” (I can’t) and help her pick up her kids from camp. OH ROB.
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Short film
We haven’t seen Rob do comedy since he climbed in that tree with Jimmy Fallon… though some might consider his role in Remember Me to be comedy but that’s another story. AN.Y.WAAAAY. Thanks to GQ (again! GQ is a real ride or die Ron stan!) we find Rob stuck in the middle of either a very convincing panic attack or his audition for the Lord of the Rings reboot, in which he plays Gollum and the precious is not a ring but a Papaya King dog.
It’s also good to know Rob has never lost is “palsy chicken” walk, watch him run down those stairs.
BEST PART of this entire thing is Rob’s face at the end of the short:
Someone frame this for my new place.
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Good Time
Ok, let’s get to the reason why we have all these new goodies: Rob is in a movie out this Friday called Good Time! Now from the trailer and the stills the Good Time must have been Rob letting himself go, not shaving, getting prosthetic makeup and gave him acne scars and dropping the accent to sounds like a real New Yorker creep.
Sure, there’s that super gross news item where he said he told the directors he wouldn’t whack off a dog and we were all horrified (and of course the “I was joking” follow up stories) but the critics are saying Good Time is a star turn for Rob. Obviously the critics weren’t Team Edward, because we all know Rob’s real star turn and it involved some Ray Bans and a pea coat and walking into a cafeteria, OK?!
Even though he looks like this and there’s no cafeteria or tweed or Sambas in sight, my butt will be in the theater seat this weekend.
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HAHAHA ok, I won’t leave you with that mental picture… how about this one:
Ok, someone can frame this or put it on a Christmas cookie tin for me. Kthanks.
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Good Times is in theaters this weekend! Go see it support our Ride or Die.
