We are.
But we also like terrible TV. Just as much as we like terrible books.
And The Arrangement on E! looks terrible!
Kyle West has a secret. He has a “monster inside” (like Edward Cullen).
It’s so bad he needs a fake wife. She isn’t Marissa Cooper or the girl who plays her, but I still think she might be.
Maybe that’s the secret. Marissa Cooper never died after all.
This IS Coop, right?
And spoiler- Kyle West is wrapped up in Scientology. Well, according to the CAST, it’s NOT (sounds like something a Scientologist actor would say) but it sure looks to be Scientology’s first cousin.
The Arrangement stars hot people who play hot rich people with secrets and lies and some reason big enough that anyone hot, rich and famous would need to be bought into a 10 million dollar marriage.
It looks totally up our alley.
Watch the trailer for The Arrangement below:
The Arrangement Debuts on E! March 5th.