So, that said, here are my 65 thoughts on the inauguration, starting from when the Drumpf children made their appearance.
- The Drumpf boys inherited terrible hair genes. They all have unfortunate hair.
- George W Bush is always goofily happy.
- Michelle Obama is very gracious. I’d like to be friends with her.
- I feel terrible for Hillary. She looks very unhappy, which is understandable. Its gracious of her to show up, even though it is tradition. She could have skipped. I probably would have.
- Melania’s outfit is pretty, but looks rather clunky and too large. It should be tailored better, shouldn’t it?
- Obama and Biden are one of my favorite bromances
- Tiffany Drumpf always looks like she feels out of place.
- Barron is super tall for a 10 year old!
- Barack Obama is very gracious, as well. I love how he is greeting all the Drumpf children warmly.
- There’s GW Bush again. He is still happy!
- Really with the “Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf” chanting? *eye roll*
- Drumpf looks like he might have high blood pressure – he is very red.
- His hair is still unfortunate.
- He needs to BUTTON HIS SUIT COAT. Stat.
- Mike Pence is saying to himself “I will be Prez soon!”
- No one wants to greet Pence. He is having to search out people to shake hands with. I don’t think he is well liked.
- Pence is all squinty…he needs sunglasses.
Although he will NEVER look as good in them as a certain someone…
- Biden and Obama are those guys that always got in trouble in class for talking when they weren’t supposed to be, I bet. I love them!
- That’s a lot of congresspeople. The music sounds like it should be a movie soundtrack.
- I didn’t know Drumpf’s middle name was John! Fitting…like a toilet.
- Drumpf is thinking “Can’t believe I made it this far! Now what?”
- Oh, don’t quote Ronald Reagan, please.
- Blunt saying we are “setting an example for democracies” makes me LOL…I don’t know what example we are trying to set.
- Blunt’s speech is already too long.
- I can’t wait to hear what Drumpf’s message is. It is probably “We are going to make America great again!” because he won’t be able to come up with anything else.
- Cardinal Dolan…why did you come to this?
- Amen.
- No. Drumpf is not light. Is that the analogy Rev. Samuel Rodriguez is trying to make with his prayer? Disagree!
- Pastor Paula White got one thing right – Drumpf is not short on confidence.
- Is it normal to cheer after a prayer? Weird.
- Weird song choice, MSU Chorale.
- Ok, this song is too long…STOP SINGING now.
- Rep. Blunt, it is not a compliment to the MSU Chorale that they were easy to find since they live down the road from you in Missouri. That is so hilarious and dumb.
- Schumer has a good speech writer…it might give people a little hope.
- Schumer knows what nadir means…awesome.
- Clarence Thomas has a nice voice. He should narrate audiobooks.
- Ok, Barack Obama is SO gracious. He really is – I would love to meet him.
- That is a lot of people in the Mormon Tabernacle Choir…I am still surprised that they came to this circus.
- I guess they are going to sing every verse of “America, the Beautiful.” It’s so long!
- John Roberts has gray hair now. He needs to update his pics on the internet!
- This moment when Drumpf takes the oath is going to be an SNL sketch, for sure.
- He still needs to button his damn coat.
- This. Is. Surreal.
- Typical Drumpf speech with hand gestures.
- Oh, that was nice of him – I like the kudos to the Obamas. He called them magnificent!
- *Eye roll* He’s giving power to the people? Blahblahblah
- Repeat, repeat
- Enough with the ok gesture with the hands, Drumpf.
- I keep hearing him breathe in through his nose on the mic. Gross.
- When Drumpf says “millions and millions,” he sounds like Dr. Evil.
- When you say “America first,” what do you mean, Drumpf? “Unless something else comes first, like oil companies, drug companies, and other big players” thinks Drumpf.
- When is he going to stop speaking?
- Drumpf just Rick Rolled us! He said “I’m never going to let you down.” LOL!
- What? Weird segue – why are we building new roads, tunnels, bridges, etc? WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?
- Uh…did he just say “there is no room for prejudice?” I don’t think he means that, since he wants to get remove a lot of people from this country.
- Stop quoting the Bible.
- “This isn’t a time for fear?” Maybe for you, sir. Not for many others!
- “The time for empty talk is over.” YES. Please stop talking.
- Oh wait, he isn’t done! “You will never be ignored again!” Unless you are a woman, minority, etc.
- Oh, I was right – he just finished with “make America great again!”
- Ok, really – he just shook hands with everyone except the Clintons. 🙁
- The ceremony isn’t over yet?
- All I just heard was that Franklin Graham is going to do a prayer. Yuck.
- Oh – I think Rev. Wayne Jackson just threw some shade. “We shall overcome.” Excellent!
I feel no more patriotic than I did before I watched this thing. I am sure I will be seeing plenty about how awesome our country is now on social media. It might be time for a break.
So overall, I wasn’t impressed with the inauguration itself. I think our country is so divided, and I think people have a reason to be fearful. How do we know what is going to happen? No one has any idea how Drumpf is going to do in office. I HOPE that there is nothing but wealth, happiness and prosperity for the next 4 years. I think maybe hope is what draws all Americans together, year after year, even when things are the worst they have ever been. America is already great. I think now is a time of immense change in our country, and maybe things will go well, maybe they won’t, but we are all here together. Let’s hope everyone comes out on top.
Written by Danelle Schwertner
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