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AHS 6: Chapter Seven

in TV Recaps on 10/28/16 by Laura Leave a Comment

So much happened in this last episode, y’all. I had to make a list this time to keep up with all the violent shenanigans. To keep this post from becoming an Encyclopedia of Death I’m going to run through the roll call of rage and trudge on through it.

Seriously, you guys, if there was a competition between AHS and TWD for who could be more gory this week, I don’t know who would have won.

First These Things Happened

  • Agnes killed Alissa, then Sidney, then the camera man (sorry Camera Man, I didn’t catch your name).
  • The group can’t find Rory’s body. Audrey assumes that Rory ran off to go check out a role in a Brad Pitt movie
  • After killing the trio in the camper, Agnes has a break down in the cellar. And then after the lights go out the stick figures show up in the cellar with her. Getting a read on Agnes in this episode is hard. She has moments of clarity (after she had killed Alissa, she mourned killing a young baby’s mother). Then she rants herself back into The Butcher mode and…she gone, again.
  • Matt and Dominic fight in the kitchen. Matt declares that Dominic can screw her on the kitchen counter for all he cares. Ouch.
  • Shelby goes to her room for a good cry and Agnes tried to kill her.
  • Dominic knocks out Agnes, saving Shelby. Agnes disappeared.
  • Lee, Monet, and Audrey go out into the woods to find Sidney and try to get help for a bleeding Shelby.
  • They come across a pissed off Edward Mott in the tunnels.
  • They make it out and find the trailer, and the bodies of Sidney, Alissa, and Camera Man (Sorry!) Then Agnes comes back and starts screaming. Lee has no time for that and shoots Agnes.
  • The trio gets lost in the woods and that’s when Audrey finds Rory’s body. Hanging from a tree and dripping blood on her head.
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  • Some dudes with lights come upon them and start poking them with cattle prods. They capture the women.

Then This Shit Happened

  • Matt and Shelby talk, Shelby apologizes again for sleeping with Dominic, Matt acknowledges that the second they walked into the house their marriage was over. This is pretty interesting because if you remember in Chapter One, Matt said that the house and land called to him, while Shelby felt uncomfortable. So, Matt left Shelby in the middle of the night to look for Scathach (FINALLY figured out who Lady Gaga was playing). Matt finds Scathach and proceeds to have sex with her in the basement.  Awkward.
  • Dominic then goes and gets Shelby and shows her what’s going down (HA!) in the basement. She pushes Scathach away and goes to comfort Matt thinking he’s under her power again. Matt then says he’s in love with Scathach and that’s why he came back. So, my theory that Matt went back to the house because Shelby did and he wanted to keep her safe just got shot out of the water.
  • Shelby bashes his head in with a crowbar, Negan style. My husband walked in when while Dominic was “comforting” Shelby in the bathroom and asked what the hell had happened. My response: Real Shelby just killed Real Matt with a real crowbar. It was real bad.
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Followed By This Insanity

  • Then the real Butcher shows up and really kills the fake Bucher aka Agnes. Agnes was at first seemingly enthralled with meeting the Butcher. But then came back to reality and said, “I just wanted to be on TV.” She got a cleaver to the head.
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  • Turns out Lee, Audrey, and Monet were captured by the Polk’s. Which is really scary because you know, they’re cannibals. Apparently, the Polk’s are pot growing cannibals. You’d think they’d be more relaxed and happy. Must be all the coke they’re doing too.

POP QUIZ! – Did anyone see our handsome Mr. Finn Wittrock (Dandy from Season 5 and Tristan from Season 6)? You had to look REAL close.

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Yup, Finn is playing Cain Polk. Can’t wait to see what he does with it.
  • Mama Polk cuts up Lee’s leg and then forces Monet and Audrey to eat it.

That Was So Much Stuff

See what I meant? So many horrible things happened. I’m sure I may be missing some of the terrible, but that was all of it that I caught.

I don’t even know what I want to see for next week because we saw so much this week. I sometimes cannot handle this show, and Chapter Seven was one that I really couldn’t handle.

What did you think of chapter seven? Wild right?

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About Laura

Current Obsessions: GoT, Doctor Who, the MCU, Harry Potter, all things sci-fi, sharks, hardcore Disney fan since '84, and last but never least terrible Syfy movies are her lifeblood. Laura spends her days as a SAHM and a Freelance Writer. Her nights are spent coloring, drinking Scotch and cuddling her dog, DuckDog.

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