Summer Olympics 2016: Drink It To Win It

You guys tonight is the Opening Ceremony for the 2016 Summer Olympics in Rio. You know what that means: it’s time to drink to random things that wouldn’t be considered normal anywhere else but here. Because THAT’S NORMAL (see what I did there?)

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So here’s your Opening Ceremony Drinking Game, remember friends go for the Gold!

 

1 Drink

For every time someone mentions Zika.

2 Drinks

For every mention of inadequate housing in the Olympic Village.

3 Drinks

For every camera shot of the Christ The Redeemer statue.

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1 Drink

For every time someone contracts a waterborne disease.

2 Drinks

For every Country you didn’t know existed.

3 Drinks

If they incorporate glow sticks for the crowd to wave around during the ceremony.

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1 Drink

For every time someone mentions that there are more women on the U.S. Olympic team than men and acts as though we live in some crazy world where this should be surprising.

2 Drinks

If the Scots are wearing Kilts. Extra drink if Outlander is weirdly mentioned.

3 Drinks

If there’re bagpipers.

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1 Drink

For every comparison to the Russian Olympics.

2 Drinks

For every mention of doped up Russian team members.

3 Drinks

If anyone makes an “In Russia…” joke.

 

BONUS ROUND: 

 

Take a shot if any of the below is mentioned:

• The water quality
• Security threats
• Russian Drugging Scandal
• The air quality
• The poor Australian team getting robbed.

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Are you going to watch the Olympics? If so, what’s your favorite event?