Let’s talk panties! As the resident underwear expert at That’s Normal, I’m always on the lookout for new skivvies. I’m also a runner and tennis player who sweats like my skin is trying to solve the California water crisis. So if you tell me there is a new kind of underwear that is also moisture wicking/odor resisting, my response is…
Knixwear
I tried out the Knix Wear Seamless Boyshort and the Seamless Thong. Not into boyshorts and thongs? Don’t worry. Knix Wear has other styles like bikinis and high rise grannies. (I love high rise grannies. No judgment whatsoever. You do you.)
For athletic activities, I wore the boyshorts, because wearing a thong while running seams like a one way ticket to UTI Town. I wore the thong by doing less strenuous things like shopping and drinking martinis.
Whilst wearing the boyshorts, I shoveled snow. I hiked. I ran/hobbled. Why did I hobble? My right knee hurts, and last week I had an MRI done. What does my knee look like on the inside?
But I digress. I LOVED these boyshorts. The highest compliment I can give them is that I forgot I was wearing them. I think they are made out of unicorn wool or something because the fabric is magic. It’s seamless and thin and becomes one with your skin. That means NO PANTY LINES, which is very key when shoveling snow after a blizzard. Those snow plow drivers barreling down your street can be very judgy.
The thong is so comfy as well. It feels like BUTTAH. Silky smooth butter that you don’t notice in your crack (This is not a reference to Last Tango in Paris.) No lumps. No bumps. No muffin tops. Panty perfection.
Actual photos of me while wearing Knix Wear:
Post tennis. Let your eyes go blurry and pretend I won the US Open.
Keeping it classy at Crate & Barrel
You need to be comfy when drinking a dirty martini
My ass is smoother than blanket of fresh snow
My boyshorts had a built in liner in the gusset, something Knix Wear calls Fresh Fix Technology.
Fresh Fix Technology provides permanent leak resistant, absorbent, moisture-wicking and odor killing technology as well as moisture-lock sides. Great for light leaks, back up protection during your period or simply to keep you feeling fresh.
Now, real talk. I’ve had an IUD since 2008 and have not seen Aunt Flo in almost 8 years. You can pry my Mirena out of my cold dead uterus. But I could see how having a built-in panty liner on the occasion wear you need it would be a great thing. I should find some blue liquid from an Always commercial to see how well it absorbs…
But I ran and shoveled in the boyshorts, and as I mentioned above, I sweat like a mo fo. I felt fresh as a daisy after clocking in the miles – a daisy that I kept wedged between my thighgap.
So if you are looking to break your Hanky Panky addiction, give Knix Wear a try. You will be supporting a lady-run business, you will feel fresh and dry, but most important, your butt will look amazing.
Special thanks to the ladies at Knix Wear who sent me the panties to try, in exchange for an unbiased review.
