Some of the Best/Worst 73 Questions:
Reece Witherspoon
In honor of Beth and her love for her fellow Tennessean, Reece Witherspoon’s 73 Questions is more about watching how badly Reece can mask that she’s never heard these questions before. “What’s the best part about living in LA?… Sunshine… SUNSHINE!” NO FUCKING DUH, Reece?! Really? Sunshine. Ok.
It’s like watching Elle Woods act like she wants to have this faceless man in her house when clearly she has no idea who he is and doesn’t want some pleb touching the draperies or her grandma’s iced tea. OH REFRESHMENTS! Let me show you my pool where you can visibly see the POOL GUY in the background. Also just off screen, a voodoo doll of Ryan Phillape circa Cruel Intentions.
Sarah Jessica Parker
Sarah’s turn on 73 questions was actually my first introduction to the series and why I love/hate to keep coming back. It’s like carbs and too much wine and a Justin Bieber album, it feels so good going down but you hate yourself in the morning.
And SURPRISE, Sarah’s is a looooot about New York. Oh and in true Carrie Bradshaw fashion Sarah is still in the dark ages of technology as she says a Blackberry is her phone of choice. RING RING RING, Sarah it’s for you! It’s Nikki calling from 2007, can you tell me how to clean the trackball on my Blackberry 8310?
Victoria Beckham
Should it be any surprise that Victoria’s 73 Questions is the best and least cringe-worthy? I mean her knowing glance when she delivers the answer “Posh” when asked what Spice is her favorite is everything. For not being an actor, this interview comes off as not fake and rehearsed. And she seems so in love with her husband and THAT is the best.
“I’m smiling on the inside.” NEVER STOP POSH, NEVER STOP.
Taylor Swift
When Taylor told 73 Questions that her favorite cocktail was vodka diet coke, I knew (again) we would never be friends. You make great music Taylor but you drink like a model with an eating disorder and a house that was decorated by an old cat lady. Oh and Taylor, telling us you’re a very spontaneous person is telling us you’re the exact opposite and I’m pretty sure we all could have guessed that.
Now please don’t send your litigious lawyers after me like you did the people on Etsy and Spotify. And no, you were NOT slut shamed by the public but whateverrrrr.
Watching Vogue’s 73 Questions is like begrudgingly watching your friend’s first year Improv show but with actual working actors and performers who get paid a lot of money. These videos may be long as hell at 6-7 minutes each but Vogue’s 73 Questions is the best hate watch you’ll have all week.
PS Literally everyone answers the same when asked what was the last book they read because everyone was talking about it. What was it? 50 Shades, what else?
Do you hate-watch 73 questions like I do? What’s your favorite?
