************This is your spoiler alert. No baby dog picture this week but trust me, she’s still adorable************
Carl You Just Ruined ALL Your Chances
Carl, if you ever wanted ANYTHING with Enid, you just forever cock-blocked yourself. Not a real smart move considering there aren’t many girls your age in this new world AND girls willing to overlook your terrible hair. Get a damn hair cut. So, Carl locked Enid in a closet in the armory because, she wanted to go to be with Maggie. This will either be a really good thing or Carl may need to subscribe to lookingforagirlfriendintheapocalypse.com. Sorry Carl, but if you locked me in a closet with the very real possibility of zombies getting me, you would forever be on my shit list.
Ambulances in the Zombie Apocalypse are hard to find
This kind of bugged me and I hope that the producers don’t fail me when the show returns, but somehow, someway, they pulled enough little strings together to get all of our beloved group into the wild. Father Gabriel is not beloved to me, I have a long bitter memory. And Judith is still just a lump that gets carried around everywhere, so she’s not beloved to me either. #Harsh
So, with Maggie having a possible miscarriage, the whole damn family packs into an RV (how first season) and rolls out for the Hill Top peeps and their doctor. Unfortunately, they’re met with these really annoying road blocks on the way.
Yeah, that’s going to be a bit of problem. Every way the group tried to go, the Saviors were there to clog up traffic. Like that time I was trying to drive in DC traffic and for some reason they were street sweeping the shoulders. One hour back up. That’s what the Saviors were like. Dick move.
CAROL GET BACK IN THE DAMN HOUSE ALREADY
Dear Carol, I love you, really I do. You’re character arc has been one of my very favorites. I felt a connection with you. You went from being a beat down victim to being a total badass. I even like the current struggle that you are facing with your morality and ethics. I appreciate the internal struggle. But seriously, keep that shit internal. You sacrificing your life because you think you’re too far gone on the terrible person train isn’t going to help anyone. It’s only going to get someone else killed. Or force someone who inherently doesn’t believe in killing to kill someone who was just putting bullet holes in you for shits and giggles. Because you know, that happened.
I kept waiting for Carol to die during this entire episode. I mean I couldn’t handle the whole trapping a walker in the dumpster just to be attacked by another walker who literally fell apart during the struggle. That was just terrible looking.
Neegan, Lucille, and my withered soul
We FINALLY met Neegan in this episode and he is pretty good looking. Is it just me? I mean look at him.
You may recognize him; his name is Jeffery Dean Morgan and he’s in a little show called The Good Wife.
Yeah, that guy. Totally doable, totally evil. Like SO evil. Also, I now want a bat wrapped in barbed wire as my zombie apocalypse go to weapon, but that may speak to my inability to shoot a crossbow, operate a hand ax without losing said hand, or wield a giant staff. Plus, I’m pretty confident my many years of playing softball would come in handy.
This is the finale countdown
So, the week before they teased Daryl getting shot. I didn’t want to believe it. I thought maybe it was Rosita. But NOPE, it was Daryl. Which is OK, shot doesn’t equal dead. Hell in this show dead doesn’t equal dead, so he can totally come back from that. Unless of course Daryl is the one who met the business end of Lucille. I don’t think it was Daryl and I know WHO gets it in the comics.. BUT my theory, I think it was Abraham. Why? Well it’s not because I don’t like him, Abraham is hilarious and makes me laugh every episode. I’m also totally cool with his new relationship with Sasha. When he admitted to wanting babies with her in the RV, my heart totally melted. That’s why I think it was Abraham. Because Scott M. Gimple, Greg Nictero, and Robert Kirkman are sadistic a-holes that play with your emotions.
I guess now we wait. Season seven is going to be painful kids. No matter who gets it in that line-up, it’s going to hurt us. I really cannot wait to see what happens.
What did you think? Who was it at the end? Is anyone ACTUALLY going to watch Fear The Walking Dead?
