If I had to rank them it would be:
- NYC
- BH
- ATL
- OC
- Dirty Jerz
- The rest (Minus that one in Potomac in which those ladies only talk about etiquette. The first rule of having etiquette is not talking about etiquette. That version is busted.)
The ladies of RH bring the cray. They are vain. They are vulgar. They are so good at chugging pinot greeeeegio. They have bad taste, pick petty fights, and create illnesses to garner sympathy. I love them.
Forget that “What Sex and the City Character are You?” game. We are all Miranda. Duh. The new game is “Which Real Housewife Are You?” Who am I? I want to say I’m Eileen from Beverly Hills, but in truth, I’m probably Heather from New York. Wah wuuuuh.
This is my resting face…
Now let’s play with our favorite fictional characters – the gals and guys of Outlander – in this round of:
The Real Housewives of Scotland
Claire is Bethenny Frankel (NYC)
Similarities include…
- Can’t tolerate idiocy
- Career women
- Good at making potions/margaritas
Jamie is Erica Jayne/Girardi (BH)
Similarities include…
- Hot as hell
- Outsider who believes in truth and justice
- Can slay
Dougal is Lisa Vanderpump (BH)
Similarities include…
- Manipulative
- In charge of idiots
- Lover of horses
Murtagh is Carole Radziwill (NYC)
Similarities include…
- Quiet and chill
- Lost the love of their life
- Great wingman
Angus and Rupert are all the kids on Vanderpump Rules (West Hollywood)
Similarities include…
- Goobers
- Like to drink
- Fight like children
Geillis is (was?) Tamra Barney (OC)
Similarities include…
- Shady
- Underhanded
- Uses spirituality when it suits her
Mrs. Fitz is Vicki Gunvalson (OC)
Similarities include…
- Meddler who wants what’s best
- Loves to whoop and Woo Hoo!
- Defends liars
The Duke of Sandringham is Sonja Morgan (NYC)
Similarities include…
- Has interns
- Handsy
- Loves to party
Black Jack Randall is Brandi Glanville (BH)
Similarities include…
- Delusional
- Bully
- Horrible person
Who are we at That’s Normal?
