It’s Rosé Season!

Easter has come and gone. Our Lord, Savior, and Bernie bro Jesus Christ has risen. You tasted the Cadbury Egg and you spit it out because nasty.

The days are getting longer and warmer. It’s time for linen pants. It’s time for dressy white shoes. It’s time for cookouts and throwing manure in your flower beds. Spring has got sprungt.

And best of all…it’s rosé season! It’s time for drinking all the blush colored rosé wine you can handle. Hell, let’s drink more than we can handle.

Is “yes way, rosé” BASIC? Don’t curr because rosé is yummy and it gets your drunk. Plus I don’t watch The Good Wife and I don’t wear my liquid eyeliner like TayTay and I don’t do Pinterest, so I have some Basic bitch wiggle room. Just avoid drinking it while wearing Lilly Pulitzer from head to toe while talking about how the Southern Charm is totes amazeballs. 

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Rosé wine is tasty and pretty at the same time. Is it truly in season? I’m no sommelier, but my chic friend Heather said that the rosé was popping the Soho House pool in NYC this past weekend. If anyone knows, it’s Heather.

And just like that, it’s rosé season again. #yeswayrose ??

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Rosé is dry and refreshing. It tastes even better if you are sitting in an Adirondack chair while a guy named Hudson is rubbing your feet (Hudson is wearing seersucker and Sperry’s).

Drunk on the good life ?⚓️? #rosé

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My fave rosés

Chandon Rosé $24

Taste: Sparkling and fruity, hints of Heat by Beyoncé

Pairs well with: Pizzas cooked in Gwyneth Paltrow’s stone pizza oven

Drink when: Celebrating the end of a juice cleanse

 

Whispering Angel $19

Taste: Fresh and dry and whatever pale tastes like

Pairs well with: Matunuck oysters and Funyuns

Drink when: You sprain your back after hot yoga

 

Las Rocas, $15

Taste: Complex with mint and eucalyptus

Pairs well with: Charcuterie, including Oscar Meyer bologna

Drink when: You are trying to get the liquid courage to hit on Rafael Nadal

Chateau de Pibaron, $22

Taste: The briny sea with citrus

Pairs well with: Beets and asparagus. Your pee will be fun times.

Drink when: Outlander is boring as eff and you need to get your drink on. Plus delightful bathroom breaks.

Miraval, $19

Taste: Brad Pitt’s sweat and Angie Jolie’s tears, with a hint of rosemary

Pairs well with: Eating is overrated.

Drink when: The baby just won’t stop crying.

Now who is thirsty?

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Water water everywhere #summerwater

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I don’t know what this rosé tastes like, but this is the best product name ever. Forget the summer shandy. Rosé is summer water!

Are you a fanilow of the rosé? What is your fave spring/summer wine or cocktail? Recipes accepted.