What has Tobias been up to since we last left him stuck somewhere between smoking hot in 1946 and sadistically hot in 1743?
The Theateatah! (that’s how your pronounce Theatre)
Besides the fact a play called Uncle Vanya makes me think of Seinfeld and the annoying character Banya, I came across a review of the play in the Arts Journal which described a particular scene featuring Tobias:
“Late at night, drunk as a skunk, he pulls off his shirt and dances to Bowie with a whole-hearted disconnection from his own body: cranking his joints to ungainly angles, summoning soft flesh to slump.”
Ex-fucking-cuse me?!?!?! Shirtless dancing to Bowie? Did playwright Anton Chekov jump into my dreams last night and write a play from it? The only major plot point we’re missing is which Bowie song is dances to. (tell us in the comments if you know and you’ll win a totally fake, not real prize). Saturday’s the last day to see Uncle Vanya in London. Go see it and report back.
There’s a thing called Tobias’s Tribe
#HappyValentinesDay to our main squeeze @TobiasMenzies! Our VDay raffle raised $1773.17 for @WaterAidAmerica! pic.twitter.com/DryOXBRVK9
— Tobias’s Tribe (@TribeTobias) February 14, 2016
WHO KNEW?! And they raised money and made this little Valentine’s image announcing the total which was approximately 1700 which ya know is GREAT but as a Tobias collective we really gotta show up to these things otherwise the Sam Heughan fans of the world will own our asses. You KNOW their pockets run deep for this kind of shit whether it’s a charity raffle or an online poll or that Peak Fitness BS. If Tobias is any indication, his fans might be better off participating in some sort of bar crawl for charity or snarky tweet-a-thon. THAT shit, we could kill. The Heughligans don’t do the snark like we can.
The Hotel!
Remember in Tobiased Part 1 how we mentioned Tobias’ impending role in a one-man play that was taking place in A HOTEL?! And how we’d even stand in a closet if there weren’t tickets? Turns out there’s a photo to help us imagine we’re there…
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When a GIF isn’t far from the truth
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From all accounts aka Part 2 of Tobiased, Tobias might kinda be a gentler version of Black Jack Randall. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. We’re down. VERY VERY down. ‘sGray Shirts Only
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The man has not met a gray shirt he doesn’t like. Considering I have 5 of the exact same gray shirt in my drawers I get you. I also don’t look like Tobias in my gray shirts.
Tobias’ Self Portrait
There is literally too much in this video to even touch upon, it might in fact need it’s own break down. All I can say is come to my commune Tobias, hippie and liberal is what we do. Also did he say “people don’t get how eccentric and erotic I am?” I MEAAANNNN… ok, can someone just print out his self portrait and we’ll frame it for inspiration over our computers?
We only have a few weeks left till Tobias graces our tv screens again. Join us next time for Tobiased with Tobias Menzies.
