Jake Is Rich
We start out the show with Jake announcing to everyone that his super rich Uncle who passed away left him a large inheritance. After spending some time promising to buy people large expensive gifts, Jake finds out he is the proud owner of one million shares of a stock. Blockbuster stock, to be more precise. #WhompWhomp
Rosa and Pimento or The case of the Giggles
I couldn’t stop giggling watching those two idiots. Rosa and Pimento turn up the heat and the awkward index this episode and it wasn’t just Terry feeling it either. My hats off to them, I haven’t giggled so hard at a TV show since my crush days on Zack from Saved By The Bell.
That Boyle’s On Fire!
Boyle in his blind helplessness stands a little bit too close to a space heater and catches his sweatpants on fire. Instead of being sensible about it, he then starts running in a panic and lands on the first thing that catches him; Captain Holts coffee table. Poor Captain Holt. I hope he has good insurance.
Somebody Lost Their Cheese
We have this saying in my group of friends. When someone does something truly abnormal or they get real cranky or hangry. We call it losing your cheese. Sadly, but not shockingly; Jake, Amy, and Boyle lose Cheddar.
I’m Going to Have to Wreck Your Car
Have you ever just wanted to tell someone: “Hey I’m going to destroy that thing of yours” and then you turn around and do it, like it’s NBD? That’s a day in the life according to Gina Linetti. When Jake asked her to pick up Captain Holt from the airport and to stall coming back while they looked for Cheddar, Gina boldly answered, “OK, but I’m going to have to wreck your car.”
So when she called Jake to let him know the tow truck was on it’s way to where she and Holt were at, why was Jake so shocked? Gina’s response was quick and on point, “Bitch I told you I was going to wreck it!”
She did Jake, she did. #Witnessed
I am still totally loving the addition of Detective Pimento and judging by the more covering up they’re doing for Melissa Fumero’s pregnancy, I’m going to go out on a limb and hope that he’ll be around throughout the long haul of it all. I guess we’ll find out. Tune in nest week!
