Adrian Pimento
This guy is cray. Like super cray. I’m gonna say it, are you all ready for this? He’s cray cray. But then again like I said before twelve years in the mob doing terrible things would do that to a person. The funniest part of Adrian is how damn dear he is. He’s trying so hard to get back to his normal, but with the out of control violent stories he tells and the irrational outbursts, he’d have better luck at getting Captain Holt to dance naked in the precinct.
Goat Stew
I know I have said it before and I know I will say it again, but poor poor Boyle. All he wanted to do was make Pimento a disgusting goat stew that had to be pressure cooked for a super long time. What he ended up with? Exploded goat stew all over the Nine-Nine’s break room and an audience with Mean Marge. Just take a look here.
Mean Marge
So, after the above mentioned explosion of…goat. Boyle has to go down to the janitorial service and ask for help cleaning it up. Good luck buddy. They don’t call her Mean Marge for nothing. After not only rejecting Boyle’s requesting, ridiculing him, and running him off, she then decides to suspend the Nine-Nine’s garbage pick-up. Nice job Boyle. All over some disgusting goat.
Rosa’s Crush
Meanwhile, Rosa is busy being pulled into Gina’s directorial debut, after Captain Holt asks her to make a video for the Nine-Nine to get more funding for equipment. In the middle of that, Rosa takes a moment to warn Jake that she’s feeling some feels for one crazy Mr. Pimento. Which is apparently bad news for Jake, because according to Rosa, she’s only attracted to creeps. Like the bad gremlin. #TrueStory
Gina’s Video
OK, let’s get back to that whole, “Gina’s directing a video because Captain Holt thinks it’s a good idea thing”. Good idea or not, it’s hilarious. After being unable to talk Rosa into riding a wheel chair as though it were a horse and getting Holt to karate chop fake smoke out of his way, Gina hires stand-ins. Captain Holt was less than impressed with his stand-in who decided to make up a Captain Holt back story – “He secretly pops pills in his office all day”. Nice work Gina! #GiveThisLadyARaise! #Seriously!
When even that failed, Gina just went with what works, recorded shots of the precinct looking gross and filled with trash and played Sarah McLachlan in the background. Winning them the grant for more office equipment and thus proving my point that you can LITERALLY put anything in front of a Sarah McLachlan song and people will donate money.
We got a new detective this week. Will he be back next week? Is this a new thing? Are we ready to welcome a new member into our dysfunctional/functional Nine-Nine? I have no idea, we’ll have to wait and see next week!
