I get a lot of shade thrown on me for watching the honorable Judge Judith Sheindlin with a degree of dedication that is above my love for Sam Heughan’s knee caps. But you know what? A lot of people will buy cell phones for their friends/boyfriends/girlfriends/family members and end up footing the bill. A lot of people will co-sign on vehicles for people NOT their spouses and ruin their credit. A lot of people will move in with someone from a Craig’s List ad and find their stuff stolen and pawned. Not this girl. This girl has been educated by the School of Judy and I know better. Sign a lease. Don’t loan money. Make a contract. Stay away from Craig’s List (seriously, Craig’s List is supplementing the Judge Judy show at this point. If that website ceased to exist half the episodes wouldn’t exist). Most importantly, be smart.
I wrote a letter to Judge Judy once. I’m not going to lie, it was basically a love letter telling her how amazing she was. You know what? I got a personalized signed photo in return. #SCORE #BLESSED
So, in confessing my shameful love for the Judge it occurred to me; Judge Judy has some of the best advice out there and she is just giving it away for free on TV every day! So I decided to take some real quotes of the Judge’s and apply them to real life scenarios. These are some that I thought of, but feel free to apply as needed.
That Moment When You Need To Reality Check Someone
When You’re On a First Date With Someone You Met Online And You Realize You Made A Mistake
Trying To Convince Yourself That Mr. Wrong Could Be Mr. Right
That Time You Decided To Look Up An Ex-Boyfriend Online and Ended Up Crying Into An Empty Bottle Of Wine For Several Hours
When Your Boyfriend Tries To Convince You That He Stayed At His Mother’s House All Night
When You See Your Ex Out With Their New Bae
Some people may judge me for watching Judge Judy. But only Judy can Judge me.
