BUT the one show we both wholeheartedly agree on is Brooklyn Nine-Nine. Andy Samberg and crew knock it out of the hilarity park every week. Brooklyn Nine-Nine is based around a group of misfit detectives in Brooklyn who, alongside their Sargent (Terry Crews) and their Captain (Andre Braugher) do their best to goof off, drive each other insane, and occasionally solve a crime or two.
After what felt like a forever long mid season break (but was really just a few short weeks) the Nine-Nine is back in last night’s episode “Hostage Situation”. We find our dear lovable Boyle wanting to make baby Boyle’s with his still somewhat new girlfriend Genevieve. Enter Boyle’s douchey ex-wife who stole all of his frozen sperm and is holding them hostage and will not release the his “future babies” until Boyle takes care of a sticky situation for her (Uhhhh, no disgusting pun intended there).
In the spirit of the Nine-Nine, my husband Robert and I are teaming up in an unlikely duo to come to up with the five funniest moments of each show. Much like the Nine-Nine’s crew, shenanigans will ensue (extra points awarded for rhyming).
Captain Holt having a dance battle.
Captain Holt dances? No doubt he WOULD do the robot. Robert attempted the Robot and failed.
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Make that four of us Captain Holt. *sigh*
Scully’s “Karma is a bitch” zinger over some strudel.
We’ve all been there Scully, the strudel struggle is real.
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The struggle is so real.
Sperm. Boyle Oil.
First of all, Boyle oil. I just can’t with that. I LITERALLY CANNOT. How many times was sperm said? I lost count after 10,000. OK, really it was like 14. BUT when you’re just flinging the word sperm around all nimbly bimbly like, it just feels like it’s being said a thousands more than it really is.
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Negative Ghost Rider, Boyle Oil is WAYY more terrifying
Boyle confronting the Priest. Only to find out he was sitting on a bench and Eleanor broke his hip, with her car.
Whoops.
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We couldn’t believe it either, Big Ang. That bitch is Cray!
Jake tazing Boyle in the back.
His face. His stupid stupid face.
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Kind of like this face, but with more shocked dismay. Like maybe he pooped himself.
Because I’m pretty sure Gina is my spirit animal, or at least Gina is the voice in my head that I routinely have to filter before I open my mouth, I’m going with my favorite Gina Linetti moment from last night’s episode.
Gina Bonus Round:
“You just lost your best detective!”
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God bless you Gina Linetti. God. Bless. You.
Brooklyn Nine-Nine is Tuesdays at 9PM on Fox
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