On the cruise things start to go awry when Doug Judy shows up and throws a curve ball in Jake and Amy’s vastly different plans. Which brings us to our first funny moment!
Doug Judy
Doug Judy has been a thorn in the side of Jake Peralta since we first met Mr. Judy. He’s funny, he’s cunning, he’s wily, and I’m pretty sure he might actually be a fox. Judy is still a wanted criminal so upon seeing him, Jake takes Judy to the captain and demands he be put in “boat jail”. The Captain then informs Peralta that 80% of the crew are in fact wanted criminals. Apparently they’re the only ones willing to work on cruise ships. #whomp-whomp
Niecy Nash is Queen
Niecy Nash, I hope you read this. You’re perfect. #ForReal
Seriously though, Debbie, Captain Holts sister walks into the Nine-Nine like a melodramatic tornado of style and story telling pizazz. I loved her immediately. Why? Because in order to relate to her Captain Holt had to get dramatic. It. Was. GLORIOUS.
Things Boyle Says
Remember that open apartment I mentioned before? Yeah, Rosa and Boyle decide to Battle Royale it for the lease. Over the previous tenants body. When Rosa tells Boyle he can suck it, he tells her: “you and I are going to have a good old fashioned suck off”. Bad choice of words there Boyle, bad choice of words.
Doug Judy Singing to Jake
While trying to play sexy songs at the All Ages Piano Lounge for Adults Only, Doug Judy see’s his would be assassin. So what’s a criminal on the run with a hit man out to get him to do? Why sing out the directions to the hitman during your super sexy song. You nailed Doug Judy, you nailed it.
Captain Holt’s Blanket Fort
OK, this one is a cheat. It’s not really that funny, it’s actually super sweet. I included it because of all the blanket forts my brother Chris and I made as kids and this reminded me so much of them. Thanks Chrissy for all the blanket forts! Now don’t touch the ground, it’s LAVA!!
This is how 99% of our fights started. #CupcakeBattles
So there you have folks. My FOUR funniest moments of Brooklyn Nine-Nine and one really sweet one. Can’t wait for next week. Are they going to have Melissa Fumero, the actress that plays Amy Santiago carry around a large potted plant all episode in an attempt to hide her mid-section? Or maybe we’ll just get more extremely oversized bags! The suspense is killing me! #BrooklynBaby