Regardless of what happens, Starz released the Black Sails Season 3 trailer and let us know that we could finally pull up anchor on Janurary 23 when Season 3 premieres! Nothing says “National Handwriting Day” like Black Sails and a bunch of illiterate pirates! YAAAAYYY!!
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Well, I guess a good thing can’t last forever y’all. Someone sent these bores to break up the party in Nassau. GO HOME YOU NARCS.
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So I guess the gold’s safe, huh ladies? LADIES???
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Meanwhile Jack’s over here like…
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Wait, I thought this was season 3 not season 1? I’m getting a weird sense of deja vu guys… GUYS!!! DON’T LEAVE ME AGAIN!
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Four’s Dad is Blackbeard!! And Capt Vane is still a time traveler from an 80s hair metal band from Jersey. Who knew Blackbeard’s first name was Marcus?!
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Are all pirates peeping Tom’s with these spy glasses? Eleanor in a dress means her British captors aren’t having any of her women’s lib pants shit and forced her back into a corset to help woo the pirates back like a good girl. All the Urca gold says she has her culotte pants with pockets on underneath that get up and is playing both sides to see which one best suits her. #LeanIn
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Captain Flint must have joined a Pirate Crossfit group over the hiatus. Now we’ll never hear the end of it.
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DAAAAMNNNN GINA or should I say DAAAAAAMMMNNN John Silver. Just crush that guy’s skull in with your new roughly hewn metal peg leg why don’t you. Hope no one was eating lunch while watching that. More so this guy’s storyline is going to be one of the most interesting considering how many side’s he’s playing. Be safe buddy!
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I don’t know what Frizz Ease / Styling cream / miracle product they’re using on Luke Arnold’s hair but can we send a fucking case of it over to the Outlander set? We, uh… know someone who could use it.
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By some miracle Max, Anne and Jack saved the Urca Gold with the help of John Silver during the finale. I bet all the Urca Gold (I’be bet all the Urca Gold like, three times over now) that this gold will see more action than Max’s brothel after pay day. Ew.
It’s unclear whether Blackbeard is the infamous pirate villain we’ve been treated to each season (Ned Low and season 1’s Blackbeard) or whether he will team up with the not-so-merry band of various pirate crews to kick out the British officers who have been sent to clean house. My money is on a temporary pirate army forming to show the Brits the door. THIS IS OUR HOUSE! All the while the gold will just keep changing hands and perhaps sail right out of everyone’s grip in the end.
My other, more Scottish prediction? We will get some sort of Outlander sneak peek during Black Sails Season 3 and THAT I would definitely bet the Urca Gold on.
So who watches Blacks Sails? Any predictions or thoughts on the trailer?
