First can we talk about how I can never spell Allegiant correctly? Sorry Veronica! Second we need to talk about this new Allegiant teaser trailer whatever we’re calling this things now because, honestly it’s comprised of 50 second of footage from the first two films and then we finally get to the good shit: Maggie Q in dreads. WAIT WHAT?! Kidding. Four. Kidding again, new footage.
Thirdly (is that a term?) this should have been called a retrospective of Tris’ hair through the years. Actually doesn’t the entire story happen in the course of a year or less? No girl’s hair grows that fast!
In the first scene we see the gang has stumbled into the Hunger Games arena through the backdoor and finds the perimeter which Beetee has thankfully de-electrified for them so they can pull an NSYNC and walk right up the wall:
The title of Divergent could actually be: Divergent: Ain’t no lie, Factions BYE BYE BYE!
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Whoever made this GIF must have added that “No” with me in mind.
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And then there’s Miles who’s like, ‘wait, I’m still in these movies?’ Ok, someone throw me a gun or a broke down Jeep or something. And Theo’s like, ‘woah bro, here’s a gun!’
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*acting*
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And of course there’s kissing cause I mean when everyone’s trying to kill you and your whole world is a lie, what else is there left to do but kiss? I mean, I get it.
Hi, I’m Will McAvoy from HBO’s The Newsroom
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OMG, it’s Harry from Dumb and Dumber.
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And then there are these things:
What could they be: some sort of flying coaster, hockey puck, upside down yarmulke, a spindle of old CDR’s?
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Honestly, after Insurgent and the Box, there’s no telling what they’re going to bring us in these TWO Allegiant movies. TWO!! You hadn’t forgotten that part, had you? It actually has a name: Ascendent, did you know that? I just don’t know what I think about this series anymore, I want to like it, I really do! What about you? Did you watch the Allegiant teaser trailer?
THE DIVERGENT SERIES: ALLEGIANT: In Theaters March 18, 2016
The third installment of the blockbuster Divergent series franchise, ALLEGIANT takes Tris [Shailene Woodley] and Four [Theo James] into a new world, far more dangerous than ever before.
After the earth-shattering revelations of INSURGENT, Tris must escape with Four and go beyond the wall enclosing Chicago. For the first time ever, they will leave the only city and family they have ever known in order to find a peaceful solution for their embroiled city. Once outside, old discoveries are quickly rendered meaningless with the revelation of shocking new truths. Tris and Four must quickly decide who they can trust as a ruthless battle ignites beyond the walls of Chicago which threatens all of humanity. In order to survive, Tris will be forced to make impossible choices about courage, allegiance, sacrifice and love.
