In the comments, though, all you lovely readers convinced me not to waste my money, because those expensive headphones I wanted break easily and aren’t worth the money. I resigned myself to dealing with the annoyance.
But then I discovered a $5 solution at my grocery store.
Behold the Earhoox. They aren’t the prettiest things I’ve ever worn, but they work. And I doubt I look all that great while I’m running anyway. Now I can run without my audiobook getting interrupted (or looking like an idiot while I try to shove my earbuds deeper into my ear). You can buy them online at Earhoox.
And for those of you who hang stockings, wouldn’t they be a great stocking stuffer?