Bad News for Pro-Fifty Shades of Grey nudity fans {or is it?}

On Monday “reputable” media outlets such as The Today Show and E! News Daily* reported that Fifty Shades will not be starring it’s leading man Jamie Dornan’s kibbles and bits. Every headline was like “Sorry Ladies” or “Jamie Dornan is keeping his Penis to Himself.” We have already discussed in past posts if we will or won’t risk our street cred and go see the movie in public, but my question now is, did women of the world really expect this man to “bare it all” for this movie? Also is the idea of male frontal nudity even appealing to women? Personally this is how I feel about it:

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Yes, we are well aware that men really dig full frontal female nudity so much that its become no big deal. We’ve all seen just about every famous actress in the buff. Now this news of a dick-less 50 Shades of Grey is being reported as if it is the single most disappointing revelation to the female population since the time you found out the realities of menstruation in your 5th grade health class. Are we really upset about this ladies? Did Ben Affleck leave us wanting more? Even I admit the rumor of his non existent “full frontal” scene in Gone Girl even had me reading Vulture’s guide on “How to spot Ben Affleck’s Penis in Gone Girl“ before I went to see it.{ Side note: I still missed it and I was totally looking for it #thestruggleisreal}

I had a weak moment!

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With the exception of my sick Ben Affleck voyeurism, I have always firmly been in the “I don’t wanna see that” camp. Even when this topic came up in one of our episodes of Talking Outlander most of the ladies have had the opinion that some things should just be left to imagination. No one felt ripped off because they didn’t catch a glimpse of lil’ Sammy Heughan. Did we all pause THAT scene to make sure it really was in the shadows? OF COURSE! Did we really think we’d see his dong? Nah. There’s definitely a huge difference between reading porn and watching porn am I right?

So for the record here are a couple things I rather see than Jamie Dornan’s “todger”