** Spoiler Alert for those who have read Insurgent or Allegiant, we talk about spoiler-y things**
It’s time to take it back old school cause we’re so cool… and because this is what we’ve been doing together since 2008.
Let’s break down the Insurgent Trailer!
Nikki Well that sure was quick! I really don’t remember Insurgent being that intense! Maybe it’s a dream or something?
Bekah Yes i think it is?? i mean.. can she fly? does her short hair give her supernatural businesses?
Nikki I’m sure Shailene found an herb for that
Bekah Um you’re forgetting the biggest thing! I can’t believe it’s been 30 seconds and you haven’t said the most obvious thing.. THE LACK OF THEO JAMES? NO FOUR?
Nikki Yea i was drowning my sorrows in the green smoothie i made specially for watching this
Bekah Right.. I lol’d when you said you were making a special Theo Smoothie. Like… JUST WAIT.. no theo for you
Nikki I specifically said to you I’m making a green smoothing to go with theo james. then NOTHING. THANKS SUMMIT. I mean if i squint hard enough shailene in her short hair could be a skinny theo. but it’s not the same
Nikki Her voice is way to high for me to fantasize as her being Theo
Bekah hahaha You sound like Blurtlander
Nikki I AM Blurtlander! you didn’t know? beth’s husband has been posing as me, so i can remain incognito. He’s my new red Eclipse ribbon
The One with Les Mis and High Fives
Bekah okay so Thought #1: Her Hair!
I like all bad ass short hair female heroine BUT it doens’t work it’s too hip it doesn’t fit this world it’s weird
Nikki it’s too harsh for her. i appreciate that she didn’t go the wig route since we KNOW VERY WELL how that usually turns out (Eclipse anyone?) but it’s just not her look. It’s too “John and Kate Plus Eight” and Tris did NOT just birth septuplets.
Bekah right… agree… but i think in the apocalypse.. A short hip haircut is the last thing anyone is gonna have long straggly hair for everyone
Nikki Right? dreads. Or like Anne Hathaway hair in les mis, bad hair shaving for everyone
We need a quick montage of Tris singing “I Dreamed a Dream”
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Bekah okay #2: The lack of Theo James
Bekah Maybe they’re keeping him for like teaser trailer #14 but come on.. that’s what we’re here for amirihgt?
Nikki lack of theo = LAME. no lips, no dice. i mean i get that it’s TRIS’s story but really…. It’s four’s story AMIRIGHT?!
HIGH FIVES?!?!?!! ANYONE? ANYONE????
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The One Where Insurgent is NOT Shatter Me
Bekah okay #3…. WHAT THE HELL IS INSURGENT ABOUT? I mean seriously. Can you name 2 things?
Bekah We meet Four’s mom (SEE.. FOUR)
Nikki I really dont remember beyond them escaping to candor and there being some sort of trial
Bekah A trial?
Nikki Then they escape and find FOURS MOM, then they all break into Errudite
Bekah When is Tris locked in that room? This one? Am i thinking of Shatter me?
Nikki Nope not Shatter Me, Tris is defs locked up in a room and FOUR is trying to save her
Bekah I was imagining a hovercraft too but I think that’s Hunger Games. Oh dystopian stories.. I’m getting you all confused
Nikki No hovercraft, that’s over in Panem with Katniss. Then FOUR and PETER bust her out, then they kill Jeanne?! and thats it?
Bekah end of story
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Nikki Thanks theo. I can see his galbladder from that angle. Internally
Bekah Galbladder. hahaha
Nikki yea i remember reading Insurgent going OMG they just killed the main villain, the 3rd book is either going to be next level awesome or…. TERRIBLE. and well…..
Bekah sad trombone
The One Where We Save The Series (by re-writing it)
Nikki The way they can save the third (and fourth, ugh) movie: bring in Leo Di Caprio to save Kate Winslet (who wasn’t really dead after all)
Bekah hahahahahhaha
Nikki BOOM you’re welcome summit
Bekah Make Four not a whiney bitch.
Nikki HHAAHAHAH make four take off his shirt again for no reason #newtattoo. Have leo save kate, grow out Tris’s hair, just a couple quick story tweaks
Bekah That’s all it needs, give peter a comedy hour
Nikki oh yea! All faction kegger, featuring beer pong.
BOOM DONE! We just made Insurgent the best movie ever.
Insurgent will be in theaters March 20, 2015
Whaddya think of the Insurgent (TEASER) trailer? Would you do Tris’s Kate Gosselin hairdo?
