Are you a dedicated fangirl, with blood pledges to several Fandoms, AND a woman alive in 2014 – Then join me and sing along:
“There are not enough hours in the day, there are not enough hours in the day”
Open the wine, OK OK
“There are not enough hours in the day, there are not enough hours in the day”
Open the wine, OK OK
I have always been an early adopter: FanFiction – I’m all in for Twi FF filled with lemons. MySpace – uhhhhh, yeah I did that. Facebook – on it. Twitter – yes, I do tweet. Blogs – Luv ‘em, lots of them. Pinterest, Instagram, Shazam tags, Goodreads, Buzzfeed quizzes, Urban Outfitters online shopping lists, iTunes, 2 emails, Amazon & general online reading –
“Open the wine, OK OK.”
Fangirl zeal is not easily managed in times of high stress, you know – new book releases, Red Carpet Events, seasonal TV, Sam Heughan, half-nekkid sporting events, celebrity stalking, music festivals, random weekends, TBR, and Robert Pattinson.
I know, I know – we’ll get this figured out Rob.
The spiral of hell/joy/TBR. (I have people to blame, Beth, Bekah, Authors)
3g has afforded me the chance to go outdoors, waterproof earbuds promotes general hygiene, and I have loaded family photos on my Apple TV – streaming family life. I. Do. Not. Cook. No grocery or kitchen worries – ewwwww, just ewwww. I leave that to others……
So, how do we fit it all in? (Achem)
Yes, I know…..the Fifty Shades trailer came out and the count-down has begun. Personally – Jamie is not Mr. Grey in my mind or panties. Mr. Grey = Mr. Cullen/ bites lip. This trailer just adds to the crunch – twitter exploded & we know how this works, more & more stills, clips & promos. The Valentine Day movie release gives us 5 full months of frenzy.
San Diego Comic Con blew up, and I got thumb cramps from being on my phone with nonstop Twitter, Facebook & Instagram updates about the King of Men, panels and screenings. I barely had time to match drink with the TN “reporters.”
THEN IT HAPPENED – Outlander hit TV – “a wee dram” has taken on a very personal meaning. I mean, c’mon that wedding episode: Bloody Hell. Life is changed forever…..
Now the news that TWILIGHT short films will be revived has me giddy. I seriously need a drone to deliver cleaning products and liquor, I do not have time to leave my TV, or phone charger.
Countdowns for the NFL Season, Coachella 2015, (Geeze, I haven’t even reserved my van yet) Hunger Games: Catching Fire, Mardi Gras in NOLA, Gone Girl Movie, random family events, like Christmas & weddings……..
Open the wine OK OK – Open it already for God sake!
Sometimes this starts to happen…..I don’t get it, I still have checks????? So then there’s work – uh who has time for that??
How oh how do I find the extra time for crafts?
Open the wine, OK OK
It’s a challenge to schedule a girls’ night out…..
I barely have time to get my thigh jewelry properly fit. {This IS a THING.}
I need to know if other Fangirls wrestle with how to be true to it all. I need advice on priorities – HaHaHaHa
What is on your countdown list? I’m thinking: “Dinna fash” & “open the wine OK OK….”
How do you handle all the Fan-girling you do? Got any advice for the fangirls among us? (ALL of us?)
Written by Colleen
Book wife of JAMMF, always dancing, Hippie, Music & Concert Groupie- wine drinking, smut reading, Pop-culture & hair product junkie. Follower her on Twitter @nobil_colleen
