Insurgent Filming has begun
And it’s happening in Georgia. I LITERALLY have no idea why. I barely remember reading Insurgent but from what I remember it still takes place in Chicago. The only thing I can think of is #taxsavings #studiocheapskates or the new director likes #grits. {Hashtgagging in non-hashtagging friendly environments is SO fun isn’t it?} Speaking of the new director..
The Divergent Series has a New Director
You might remember that there was a “scheduling conflict” with the Divergent director Neil Burger. We read “scheduling conflict” and we heard “The studio/producers didn’t like Neil,” and after a real quick look at Neil’s IMDB page, he’s currently doing nada (he IS an executive producer on Insurgent- can we say HUSH MONEY?) So I call their bluff on that excuse.
Anyway, Insurgent is being directed by Robert Schwentke who is known for The Time Traveler’s Wife. Excuse me while I bawl in the corner since I was just reminded of that movie/book.
Insurgent cast a whole lot of new people
Like a WHOLE lot of new people. From Naomi Watts (as Evelyn) to Octavia Spencer (as Johanna) to Emjay Antony (as Hector) {I know, WHO? Do you like how I’m saying these characters like you have any memory of who they are at all?} the Insurgent cast is packed-full of big names and names that might be big and names that probably aren’t big at all.
I want to focus on the casting for Evelyn because I remember that character as she is {spoiler alert} Four’s MOTHER.
This guy {his name is Theo James in case you forgot} has probably been fantasizing about Naomi Watts since he was a lad.
I know the first thing I’m asking Theo at the next red carpet is “How does it feel to have jerked off to the woman who’s playing your mom?” Please someone double dog dare me. And then pack me a flask.
But I know the only thing you really want to know is:
Has Theo James lost that bod?
Yep. He’s super fat now.
JK guys. Theo was spotted at the gym in Atlanta by his future bride who posted a few pictures to her instagram @theo_james_sexy_lips of his extremely unattractive biceps:
Concerned he doesn’t have any gym appropriate work-out wear? Fear no more. He has an appropriate shirt. Although someone should write him a letter about the hazard of wearing chucks while working out:
Okay fine. I’ll write the letter. I’m very concerned about the safety of his feet.
Some other stuff has happened
Including the casting of Uriah, some new offerings from craft services and Shailene Woodley’s new homeopathic recipe for cramps since all the ladies’ flows are synced. Okay I made up the last two but I bet they are true. Fingers crossed there’s a new taco on the menu.
Are you excited for Insurgent? Do you have ANY idea what it’s about? Besides Four, duh?
