Dear Rob,
It’s your birthday today (yes, I remember the date and yes, #thatsnormal) and because we used to do this kind of thing EVERY DAY I thought a little birthday greeting for our favorite (for five years) birthday boy was in order. A Robert Pattinson birthday celebration, if you will. You might have also seem some of these on our Instagram account today (because you follow it) but oh heck, why not a full post?
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All those years ago, who would have thunk you’d upend the lives of so many ladies and turn their obsessions to real life jobs, friends, and so much more? Not the headmaster of this cheeky boy, I’m sure.
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I would like you to know that I’m super proud that Letters to Rob is the first site on Google Images when you search “Robert Pattinson Dumpster.” All those years of hard work really paid off. Also, we really hope today that you are somewhere, drunk and smoking near a dumpster celebrating the big 2-8. Because really, it would just be poetic and a bit like a warm hug for us.
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But instead you’re probably off filming some movie we know nothing about…
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shooting behind the scenes videos for cologne ads we never saw
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Looking all gruff and bearded in magazines we can’t read
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But you’ll always be this guy to us
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