HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY!
If you are reading this today, Monday May 26th, you either have no life or don’t live in the USA. If you don’t have a life, see below for suggestions. If you don’t live in the USA, I’m sorry. Today is Memorial Day. We say it’s the holiday when we remember those we lost fighting for our country {and to be fair, there are activities and celebrations for that purpose all over the country}, but mostly it’s an excuse to eat the leftover parts from a pig on a crusty roll (aka hot dogs) and drink Bud light cause #Merica.
If you are reading this today, you are most likely bored in America or bored in another country since everyone cool you know is American {SORRYNOTSORRY} so here are a few interesting things to do on this Memorial Day:
7 things to do on Memorial Day
- Try to put together a flag outfit more epic than this one {NSFW}
- Google Aaron Tveit to find out what he’s up to and to try & remember that time when he was our TN Mascot:
- Read Not a Drop to Drink our main book for May Book club because we’re discussing it LIVE tomorrow night!
- Eat Tacos because it’s Monday and Monday is definitely one of 7 days of the week you should be eating tacos.
- Find a location where sports are being played and take ninja pics of hot guys of sports in YOUR neighborhood sports field. You never know if one of them will one day go pro & end up in our Hot Guys of Sports series.
- Snuggle a cat
- Tweet to Sam Heughan every few minutes until you get a response. Ask him how he feels about everyone in #Merica celebrating Memorial Day. Ask him what he’s remembering today. Ask him if he likes hot dogs and his favorite type of beer. See if he’s every played a game of a touch football with drunk family members. DO NOT give up. HE WILL communicate with you. The crazier you tweet, the better.
Happy Memorial Day! Back to our regularly scheduled programming tomorrow!
