Nah.
Not saying I haven’t fallen for a joke or two today (Oops) or laughed at a couple, but April Fools is kinda just.. done ya know? But.. if TN were to do an April Fool’s joke, here are a couple of headlines we think might fool the masses (aka you guys):
Headlines for the perfect TN April Fool’s Joke
- Rob Pattinson to play Magic Mike in the remake
- STEPHENIE MEYER TO STAR AS BELLA IN TWILIGHT: THE OLDER YEARS
- Bekah: Considering reading a book without sex
- TURNS OUT, BETH HASN’T READ A SINGLE ONE OF THE BOOKS SHE SAYS SHE’S READ
Lies
- Outlander Fans: Most born after 1994
- BOOZY BOOK CLUB: WE’RE NEVER ACTUALLY DRUNK
- “Frozen in concert” touring all major US Cities with original cast
- Henry Cavill in talks to play Beautiful Bastard
- Veronica Mars back on TV! Showtime producers makes exception for Kristen Bell to work both shows.
- Elise actually hates Beyonce
- TN Authors working with Random House on new Serialized Novel in the new genre: PRE-TEEN EROTICA (erotica for 12-13 year olds)
- TIFF TO DATE BRASS PLAYING MOLESTER-LOOKING GUY SHE MET ON TINDER
- Lorena starts massive Chris Hemsworth fan site. Admits Thor is better than Loki always.
- GUESS WHAT GUYS: ELISE DOESN’T HAVE A TEENY TINY BED
- Beth can’t actually read, you guys
- EL James offers Rob Pattinson half her profits to be Jamie Dornan’s stand in when she’s on set. (Donates the money to Alex’s Lemonade Stand)
- Shailene Woodley – “I actually sunburned my vagina getting Vitamin D. I wrote this anonymous post on That’s Normal“
- Nikki is moving to the OC. Says it’s because she enjoys the suburban food chains and has nothing to do with a boy. People believe her.
- Jamie W admits she would never kiss Tom Hiddleston, not even for 1 million dollars
- SUSAN SAYS THE USA COULD BEAT CANADA IN HOCKEY ANY DAY (She’s Canadian guys)
- After An allergy diagnosis, Jamie is instructed by doctors to adopt dogs and give away her cats who she is already decided are kind of gross to live with anyway.
- Bekah is moving to LA!
- Stephenie Meyer fininishes Midnight Sun but is keeping it for herself
- Nikki Reed Divorced Paul McDonald because she’s back with Kristin Stewart, they’re taking their love public
- Sam Heughan… GAY!
- Katy Decides to move to Scotland where the weather is better
- Rpattz confession: “I’m bisexual”
- Veronica Roth caves to pressure. Rewrites Allegiant.
- SHAILENE WOODLEY: There’s actually tap water in those mason jars
- Miles Teller: Actually a sensitive artist.
- Miles Teller admits he’s never played a game of beer pong in his life
- Theo James – “Mr. Pamuk DIDN’T DIE”! He’ll be back next Season!
- Carrie Jo: Writes 50 shades of gray fan fic on the side
- Tiff admits the Pacific Northwest isn’t Under a Near Constant Cover of Clouds and Rain
- NM and PIX admit they’ve never used Google. Use Alta Vista to Look up hot Geeky Guys (authors of guys we google…)
- Bekah decides to retire from taking selfies:
- Courtney: Admits though she writes about “Hot Guys of Sports” she prefers her guys overweight and not athletic at all
- That’s Normal retiring the phrase “Real Quick”
That’s all we have! What are your perfect TN April Fools Headlines!?
