One of my favorite occasional activities from another site we used to run was when we would go through the stats our website software provides & learn how people came across our website. I was looking at our TN stats the other day, and thought this was too good not to share. So I present you what you googled to find That’s Normal:
This is how you found us, Volume 1
1. The guy from medicine woman with the long hair , where is he now
So glad you asked! I went on a deep dive into the Joe Lando (aka Sully from Dr. Qunn) fandom back in late 2012 and learned so much. Mostly about how he now looks like your neighborhood insurance guy living next door who stares at you just a little too intensely when you are coming in from the gym in your yoga pants:
2. Sam Heughan girlfriend
TONS of people search for variations of this phrase. And, to be honest, I’m pretty glad I’m not seeing “Sam Heughan boyfriend” because you know how the gay boys always know about each other before the rest of us do. #hereshoping
3. Who is theo james dating
Something I, too, google daily.
4. caitronina balfe nude
YUCK YOU PERV (Cue me googling Caitriona Balfe nude because if someone else is looking for it, chances are it exists. It kinda does. Lots of boobage here) Oh, after Googling it I found this pic:
Can we talk about how this is a PERFECT representation of how most authors dress their YA heroines? Denim Skirt at awkward length? Check! Tweed Shrug/Jacket? Check! Belly Bag in the shape of a teddy bear? Check! Chain link belt? Check! Give this girl a complicated relationship with her mother and a hot guy love triangle day 1 of high school and sign me up for an ARC.
5. Do tris and tobias have sex
GOOD QUESTION. Sorry you found us because we honestly have no idea.
6. johnathan taylor thomas gay
You’re not the first to wonder. And we wrote about the JTT Gay rumors here over a year ago. And for whatever reason there are some WEIRD comments from JTT super fans and super haters on that post. Here’s my favorite:
The last thing a girl wants is Claudine as a mother in law. SERIOUSLY He’s mentally not okay himself & she’ll destroy you she doesn’t give a shit about anybody & no lack of remorse nothing. It’s quite sick. They always lie and he lies himself.
7. Joe lando net worth
HAHA so sad!!! Probably way less than he once hoped
8. jacob and renesmee
THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
9. theo james wife
Oh this is a good one! I assume people found us by googling this because the comments on our very first Theo James post claim Theo is married with a baby named Carter England James (obviously he’d give his son his fake last name and not his real last name. He even has a Twitter account, guys! And he sometimes tweets in support of 1-D members! Here’s a real quick pic of his “wife” & “baby”:
— Theo James (@Theo_GoldenBoy) April 11, 2013
10. does tris and tobias sleep together in allegiant*
This again? It’s “do” and no. If so, it’s too sad to talk about.
11. because tom hiddleston that’s why
THIS PERSON IS TOTALLY WELCOME HERE
12. austenland martin
I hope this is something actually looking for Martin from the movie Austenland and not some rich dude looking for his local Aston Martin dealer.
13. google valentine cake
First of all, you don’t have to put “google” in front of something when you’re goggling it. Secondly, we hope you found the cake Elise made!
14. is there a sex scene between tobias and tris
Okay we GET IT. Can you please complain to Veronica Roth how you are confused? We seriously had 10-15 phrases just like this in the last 30 days alone!
15. “went to see male strippers”
16. sheo fanfic
HAHAHHA. Does this really exist? For the unenlightened, this would be Shailene Woodley & Theo James aka “Sheo” real life Fan Fiction. Dear Lord please let this be a thing, so I can do a live read next time I’m with Nikki (On video, of course, for your pleasure).
And that’s just a sampling. The number of people searching for the following:
is scary. Not because they are searching (No judgement here. Sorta) But that they FOUND us searching these terms. WHAT KIND OF SITE ARE WE RUNNING HERE. (And my grandma doesn’t know about it, right…?)
What did you Google to find That’s Normal?
