I know, I KNOW You’ve been concerned with the lack of Theo James in your bedroom (not in THAT way.. in THIS way:
Remove Edward, replace with Four. It’s 2014 people
) But HAVE NO FEAR: It looks like we’re gonna get a shit-ton of crappy Divergent merch coming our way soon!
The National Entertainment Collectibles Association (NECA), the same people behind the Pocket Edward who was an expert in “Ming” reading (<— read that)* all those years ago, unveiled a line of Divergent merch at the 2014 Toy convention, which is not a convention for things to spice up the bedroom (which of course exists). Here is a sample of what’s to come:
We got your Dauntless Clip-on book light
No better way to prove you’re dauntless & NOT afraid of the dark by reading books in bed, late a night…with a book light, amiright?
Divergent Coffee Mug
When is the last time you saw a 16 year old drinking out of one of these bad boys? That’s right, never. NECA knows what’s up (or at least hopes they do) and is banking on an adult investment into the Divergent merch
Dauntless Bag Clip
Because nothing says “badass” like a bunch of shiny charms hanging from your school bag
Divergent “Four” Blanket
MOVE OVER EDWARD CULLEN COMFORTER. Now you can snuggle up with FOUR. And because we know you were wondering (and the Edward pillow needs a partner on Nikki’s bed:
Divergent pillow case
Looks like you’ll get to sleep on Tris and Four’s faces. Phew. I was worried there for a second.
It’s gonna be REALLY fun to threaten to smother Beth with a Tris pillow whenever she gets on my nerves. Her fear of Shailene Woodley being the last face she sees before she dies should keep her in line. WOW THAT GOT DARK. LOVE YOU FOREVER BETH. PROMISE NOT TO SMOTHER YOU.
Shiny boob shirt, just like Tris
I don’t really understand this shirt at all but I do know your nipples will show…. So… enjoy?
Check out all the pictures over at Collider. Looks like the merch is just as shitty a Twilight which obviously bodes well for the movie’s success**
What Divergent merch do you hope to add to your collection of terrible merch from obsessions you just can’t quit?
*don’t quote me on this. I like to pretend I know what I’m talking about with the least amount of googling possible
**even though it sounds like i’m being mean, I’m actually being quite serious
Thanks to Fangirlish for the heads up!
