**Since apparently these things need to be said: If you haven’t seen or read the previous seasons or books then this probably contains SPOILERS for you. So duh, don’t read it.**
After we got our re-up on Lena Dunham’s boob situation on Sunday, HBO treated us to the Game of Thrones Season 4 trailer! Aka the moment we had all be waiting for since the credits (and heads) rolled on the last episode of Season 3 all those months ago in June 2013. So let’s have at it, shall we?
And because no long awaited post is complete without this:
Ok. Whew, that’s done. We’re ready now. Let’s do this thing.
Hey look!! Dragons!
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Back for another round, we have Captain Oblivious
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Joffrey is like that boss at work who has no fucking clue about anything, asks you to pull a miracle out of your ass at the 11th hour while he’s on vacation and then takes credit for it after it goes well. Fuck you sir.
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Yea, this seems like a good idea…
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One against a gabillion seems like decent odds… especially in Game of Thrones terms. Or not.
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Hey look, Jamie got a hair cut!
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The war’s not won but hey, the Clooney cut is still in, right? RIGHT YOUR HIGHNESS???
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Oh fuuuuuuucccckkkkkk
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“They have a choice. They can live in my new world or they can die in their old one.”
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Mean Girls 2: Daenerys Boogaloo.
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I can’t even
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Ygritte. The original “Girl on Fire.”
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Cue Pavlovian style tears. NOOOOOOOooooo.
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Everything he touches turns to gold. I mean… he’s got the Midas Touch! Yea…
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He’s the man with the golden haaaaannnddd!
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Over in the throne room we have the beleaguered mother of the groom…
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Jesus take the wheeeeeellll
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Hey, nothing truly atrocious has happened in the last 4 seconds, I know, let’s sacrifice a child!
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(sung to the tune of Eminem’s Without Me) Guess who’s back… back again, Needle’s back… tell a friend
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And everyone’s favorite story line… Bran and the three eyed crow *Snnnnoooozzeee*
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Don’t worry Bran, the shit’s getting real EVERYWHERE and you’re chasing crows. Carry on.
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This fucking guy!
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Someone’s ready to repay some flipping debts!
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Make sure to pin this look to your Wedding Hair Pintrest board STAT.
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Peekaboo we see you SANSA!!!!!
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So was this before or after Pomeii? If it was after, drop that tunic Jon Snow! Show us what you’re working with (hypothermia)!!!!
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OHHHHH DAAAYYYUUUMMMMM
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She’s in the whore house next door.
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What are you most looking forward to seeing on this season of HBO’s Game of Thrones? Any huge spoilers in the Game of Thrones Season 4 trailer More Pintrest level wedding ideas?
