Do you ever come across something where you have a vehement reaction of head shaking and the repeated muttering of “No?”
This is what I deem, “I CANNOT.” I cannot deal with the thought, image or idea of someone or something. In this specific case, I CANNOT: Katy Perry and John Mayer. Don’t get me wrong, I love a great catchy pop tune from Katy Perry. I sing “Teenage Dream” to my cats at least once a week.
And sometimes I have a dream where fireworks sprout from my ample* bosom.
But something about the combination of Katy Perry and John Mayer that forces a reaction akin to this..
Katy Perry and John Mayer have put out a duet because when you are truly in love, you make sweet, sweet music together. *Barf*
I don’t even think it’s my reaction to king D-bag, John Mayer, whose day doesn’t end in a Y if he hasn’t stuck his end in a hot young Hollywood starlet, but more this feeling of desperation from them both. OMG, you guys, I CANNOT. I cannot make it through 15 seconds of watching them express their love in longing glances and “emotional” lyrics. JUST STOP, I’m trying to just go about my business without the constant need to hack all over my keyboard and screen.
Does the combination of John Mayer and Katy Perry rub you the wrong way? What makes you say, “I CANNOT!”?
*More like average, but hey it’s a dream
