*Note: In the making of this post my computer crashed and burned. So let the record show that Tom Hiddleston and his dancing hips crashed my computer. Best of luck to yours*
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Ok, I’m sorry to say it, Chris Hemsworth, I know you play the title character in Thor and all but really these movies are about Tom Hiddleston and his amazing, panty dropping, eye moistening, hair pulling, role as Loki. So why don’t you take a seat while we roll through the best of Tom Hiddleston and his press for Thor 2. I can’t even imagine the press offices at Marvel, they must send Tom and Luke (his manager/whatever) muffin baskets and Edible Arrangements and flowers bouquets and 8×10’s of themselves and magnums of champagne, like, EVERY DAMN DAY. I would and I don’t even know the man, where he lives or have him making my work life easy. Everyone at Marvel HQ must be fast and furiously trying to come up with a Loki specific script for this guy. Good lord get it done people!
If you’re wondering TOM WHO?! What’s a LOKI? Please jump over to our Tom Hiddleston tag and wonder no more, oh and meet your new celebrity boyfriend!
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Marvel must have just loaned him a costume so he can have one in the closet cause this guy puts on the Loki costume like it’s casual Friday at work and it’s Tommy Bahama and he closed the big deal. Prepare your ovaries ladies… Tom and children…
WHERE ARE THE OUTTAKES?!?!?!
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And then because Tom knows his voice is like hot massage oil over our bodies, he joined the Nerdist for a podcast where he makes us weak by just talking…
He wants to do comedy and a romantic comedy! AHH!! Someone hold me. A comedy with Paul Fieg and Melissa McCarthy, I would die. Please someone who has some sort of power at NBC, please please please get Tom Hiddleston on SNL like RIGHT NOW. Also, he talks about Unicef and how his trip to Guinea in West Africa changed his life. Guys, I can’t even, I love him so.
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Then all the dancing videos started pouring in…
Dance Tom Hiddleston DANCE!
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Then Tom Hiddleston started shuffling with Alan Carr on A Chatty Man. Guys… I mean… I don’t even know.
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Watch this bitch Maria Menunousushiewhatever try to get all up on’s Tom Hiddleston at the Thor premiere. WE SEE YOU and your hair toss and your shoulder touching and your weird hyena having sex with Fran Drescher laugh MARIA! WE SEE YOU.
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Then he went and had a sleepover with MTV and Josh Horowitz while wearing a vintage Thor tshirt which produced these dancing gifs and I can’t even process life right now guys…
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I LIT-TRALLY can’t even with Tom Hiddleston, I usually just end up watching this stuff through partially covered eyes because I CAN’T SO MUCH. He is a dream boat. He is a nightmare to all men. He is a God (of mischief! See what I did there?!). WHAT IS TOM HIDDLESTON’S MAJOR FLAW?!??! I can find none ladies and gentlewomen of the court.
Go see Thor 2: The Dark World TODAY!!! Or this weekend or whenever you recover from this post.
Yes, this is real. Some Chinese theater printed FANART to serve as a Thor 2 poster in their theaters. One word: #nailedit
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HT to Jamie for her tips and for being my personal Tom Hiddleston Google Alert system!
