The first Official Theatrical DIVERGENT Poster was released today & we have 10 Real Quick Observations about it:
10. This looks really good blown up above our beds
(we have a poster guy. He works real quick)
9. When can we get a Theo James err Four Eaton Pillow?
8. Dang. Where did those boobs come from, Shai?
7. Looks like Shai is a big fan of the Chi-town area blow-dry bar.
6. Summit’s got themselves a new employee
Thankfully, we can officially assume this means Summit fired the person who created all these masterpiece posters from Twilight:
5. No Seriously. Hi, Four.
4. Are they going surfing after a truth serum sesh? Are those wetsuits?
3. Is that a machine gun on his back?
Or one of those guns that shoots t-shirts at an NBA game.
2. Those are sensible shoes for kicking Faction ass OR waiting tables at TGIFridays..
ALL black, thick sole, covered toe. You know how we love a TGIFridays around here
1. Is it weird that we kinda wanna visit Dystopian Chicago?
It looks pretty nice to us. It’s sun shiney, there are hot dudes in wet suits, a ferris wheel.. What could be bad about that? Looks like the Sears tower glass observation deck is still in tact! Book me a Dystopian vacay pronto, please!
What do you think? Looks pretty good, right? Remember to tune into the live-streaming of the DIVERGENT trailer Wednesday morning (11/13) at 11:30 am ET in the Summit Screening Room
