Click if you Dare
Reasons I cannot
1) TOUCHING DURING FREE FLOW
Why does it have to look like this artistic hand (which is not fooling me with colorful nail art) is getting pleasure while there is menses all over the place? (Side note: never thought I would write about menses on this blog nor touching during a menses free flow. Oh man, I’m going to need some therapy after this.)
2) GOOD GRIEF, THIS IS WHY I USE TAMPONS
After a couple traumatic incidences in the 7th grade where I had to have my step-mom pick me up from middle school because of a pad-malfunction, I am scarred for life. I do not think that there could have been a more neurotic 12-year-old on her moontime. Check the seat, glance between legs, check the seat again, try to get a glimpse from behind, slyly attempt to feel from behind if jeans are wet, wear backpack REALLY low to hide butt, ask teacher to use the ladies room and repeat.
I don’t know about you, but for Pete’s sake, I don’t want to see it for myself and certainly not on a t-shirt.
3) WHO PUTS THIS ON A T-SHIRT?
American Apparel, which I had always deemed the bodysuit for any occasion store (seriously, who is buying bodysuits from there? Are you just rocking them around town? Are you going to Jazzercize? Who is buying you?), is selling this t-shirt to support an Artist fund?
Oh, I see. Some chick who formerly worked in a store has a vagina fascination as a teen. Now, 20, she somehow convinced people that vagina art is a legit thing and not just something for Regretsy (dude, I did not know this site shut down. Where can we mock custom labia pendents now?) This Petra chick spent WAY too many hours in front of a hand mirror. That’s all I’m saying.
4) PUBES
5) STARFISH
Not only do you get to rock a bleeding vag with this t-shirt, you get to also prominently display a chocolate starfish. Oh internet, you shouldn’t have. No, really. Click for an up-close very NSFW version of the pic
Happy Moontiming, internet.
Please share your thoughts on this “artistic” t-shirt in the comments.
