You may not know but SHEO is the new ROBSTEN. Okay maybe the obsession with the “are they, aren’t they” questions about Shailene Woodley and Theo James (lovers in the upcoming film Divergent) aren’t quite to the level that the Rob Pattinson-Kristen Stewart-obsession hit the past few years, but I’m getting similar vibes from the fandom. It’s enough that I’ve come up with a few rules:
1. SHEO will always be capitalized just like ROBSTEN is. (or was- WAHHH)
2. We will do our best to keep you abreast of the most 2nd-hand embarrassing SHEO-shipping going on out on the interwebz
3. We will never actually inquire in any sort of serious-fashion as to whether or not these two are actually together, but we will probably speculate often. Because if there’s one thing we learned from ROBSTEN (and we learned a lot) is that it’s more fun to imagine two may-or-may-not-be lovers pulling out a bear-skin rug to make love upon in front of their fire every night than knowing the truth of their early-nights in, feeding cheetos to their dog named Bear.
In keeping with Rule #2 (keeping you abreast of the SHEO news), I found a fanmade tribute video while doing a little research for a post for tomorrow here on TN. And so I give you:
You’re welcome.