Guys I’m crying. I’m sitting in a coffee shop on a sweltering afternoon drinking hot coffee like a dumbie trying to pretend I don’t notice the barista (baristo?) staring at my legs because YES my dress is short because it’s SWELTERING OUT. And I’m crying.
Because of this:
ALL THE FEELS IN THIS DOWNTON ABBEY SEASON 4 TRAILER
I thought I was over Downton Abbey because #matthewcrawleyRIP but apparently I’m totally going to watch season 4 and I’m totally going to cry every minute of watching it.
Here is what we know:
- Matthew is still dead
- Mary decides to move on
- Mary meets a hottie (REALLY? Couldn’t grieve for a little while, Mary? (Of course I mean, thank you Julian Fellowes because we would have died without a hot piece to drool over))
- Anna is happy – (is Anna pregnant? Can Anna have a baby? How old is Anna?)
- There’s some new people downstairs
- Tom Branson has some lady drama
- There is dancing
- There is crying
- Daisy gets a kiss!
- There’s diversity!
- Tom Branson put on a few pounds
- Mrs. Hughes talks to a man (Is he THE man?)
- We might forget THEY KILLED MATTHEW CRAWLEY
- WE WILL CRY
So it looks like we have a straightforward choice: We must choose either: moving on from Downtown Abbye because THEY KILLED MATHEW CRAWLEY; or watching season 4.*
I think I’m going to watch Season 4.
Okay who is excited about Downton Abbey Season 4? Who knows when it starts in the UK and therefore we can steal it (no, we’d never steal it) here in the USA? What about the release date in the US? Are you eating a hot dog for Labor Day right now?
*please. that was the best thing I’ve ever written, and you know it…I channeled my inner Dowager Countess
