Today I happened to breeze by the super new divergentthemovie.com and what do I see? The latest advertisement for CK One! Nope? The latest poster for the action flick Captain Back Tatts and his sidekick Lady Train Jumper. Nope? Antonio Banderas’s stunt double in The Mask of Zorro Two: Electric Bugaloo! Nope? A new fanart cover for Clipped Wings and Inked Armor. Nope?! Is it the new interactive Divergent movie posters using a grand total of 4 random images from the internet plus a Veronica Roth selfie?! DING DING DING! Here they are…
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Altogether now…
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Ok, that’s great and all but you know we don’t just see a Divergent movie poster around here! Here’s what I really see…
You can practically smell the 90s angst and mall perfume counter from here. Also, enjoy the typo because I’m not fixing it.
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And then there’s this beauty slash inspiration…
I can practically hear the Toby Mac duet from here (of course she’s on Gotee Records. Duh) on Shailene’s upcoming CCM/Christian music debut “What Makes You Different?” After years of bad relationships with people like Theo, the cologne model, hanging with the wrong crowd, getting tattoos and acting all kinds of cray, Shailene found Jesus and decided she was a songwriter who just needed to “share her message” with the world. Shine on guuuurl. We can’t wait for that Christian Lillith Fair-type festival she will headline with Rebecca St. James (probably still a virgin), featuring: SuperChick, Twila Paris (for the moms) and Jaci Velasquez’s comeback (natch). Fingers crossed for that Dove award!
Ok, you know we’re counting down the days till Divergent is on a screen near us and there is movie theater popcorn in our hands. Until then just tell us which cologne we should buy and which single to download.
Which Divergent movie poster is your favorite? Did you wear CK One?
