Dear Edward and Bella,
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY! I can’t believe it’s been 5 years 2 years a couple of years already. (No really, do we go by the books? Do we go by the movies? Or do we go by the fact that Bella’s love of khaki skirts proves that the real time-frame for the Twilight series was the mid-1990s?) Either way, I hope you crazy kids are breaking headboards, ruining a few expensive feather pillows gifted by Alice or maybe even getting back to Isle Esme for a real quick second-honeymoon.
I am celebrating your anniversary by remembering Twilight. I’m remembering all the tears we cried last fall during the Breaking Dawn Part 2 fun in LA & how we kept saying “Forever” and #RIPTwilight and giving internet hugs and in-person hugs and how I cried in the car pulling away from Moon err Nikki’s house on my way to the airport because I didn’t know what excuse we’d have to see each other multiple times a year anymore. REMEMBER THAT?
Well, turns out Twilight isn’t over yet. Apparently it IS Forever.
In celebration of your wedding anniversary, EW exclusively revealed this morning that there is one more thing we need to complete our Twilight merch collection:
Twilight Forever: The Complete Saga.
This 10-disc Blu-ray set or a 12-disc DVD set, available November 5th, includes 2 hours of never-before-seen bonus material, including new cast interviews, as well as all five movies.
EW has a list of all the exclusive features, but I still have hope for this never-before-seen bonus material:
1. That one time Nikki slept out for Hall H at Comic Con & was interviewed for a documentary, sans make-up, at 6 am. *UPDATE: There is a comic-con featurette so THIS ONE MIGHT HAPPEN*
2. Buttcrack Santa’s funeral
3. The ROBSTEN audition tape, complete with a live cam of Catherine Hardwicke’s face.
4. A cameo by Jack Morrissey
5. A cut scene of the 100 Monkey’s playing the wedding march during Bella & Edward’s wedding, shot because Bill Condon just couldn’t stand Jackson’s whining anymore.
6. A scene from every film where Mike Newton/Mike Welch says “Bella is aliveeee”
7. A bunch of stills of Anna Kendrick’s face looking awards after she’s asked about Twilight at other press events, for the millionth time.
8. A practice session for Jessica Stanley’s acapella group “Forks Fixation”
9. Every interview that has every aired with the cast complaining about their contacts, followed by a screenshot of all their pay-stubs.
10. A scene shot where Jacob leg-hitches Bella because David Slade was confused
The options are endless. What we do know about what Twilight Forever: The Complete Saga will include is listed in detail on EW.com so check it out.
The DVD is going to set you back $64.98 and the Blu-ray set will be $74.99. No, this isn’t your bargain bin pricing on the Hot Topic version of the Twilight DVD found at your going-out-of-business Blockbuster Video store, but Twilight Forever: The Complete Saga is going to include EVERYTHING. Remember when a DVD would be released for Wal-mart with some special feature, then Target would have another? This set has every exclusive feature every released, all in one place. And come on- after 5 years of flying to premieres, buying tickets for the Twilight cruise, spending $150 to have Peter Facinelli pretend he wants to bite your neck and a whole closet filled of Twilight-merch, what is another 75 bucks?
So Happy Anniversary to you, Edward & Bella. We hope Jacob is taking Renesmee on a date & off your hands tonight so you can do some real celebrating. After all, she is of age now.
Love,
UnintendedChoice (Sniff) Bekah
What bonus features do YOU hope the DVD/Blu-ray includes? What are YOU doing to celebrate Bella & Edward’s anniversary?
