That got me thinking about some of the other things that irritate me in the summer…and I decided that it was time for a rant.
Top 10 Things That Drive Me Crazy All Summer:
10. Bees. People would point and laugh if I walked around like this, but sometimes, I want to.
9. People who complain about the heat. Yes, it’s hot, because it’s summer. If you can’t handle it, move to the North Pole so we don’t have to listen to you.
8. The local ice cream truck. He drives around our neighborhood at 9:30 pm. Because who doesn’t want their kid getting out of bed to beg for ice cream then?
7. Sunscreen/sunburns. I’m always greasy or accidentally lobster red.
6. Construction slowing traffic to a crawl on every highway I use.
5. The constant need to shave my legs.
4. Humidity + my hair
3. MOSQUITOES. Is there some way we could kill them all without destroying our eco-system? Because I want to.
2. People who try to convince me that camping is so much fun. Look, if you want to sleep on the ground, have at it. I won’t stop you. But I will be at home in my own bed or at the nearest Holiday Inn.
1. Women whose cleavage should have its own zip code.
I realize that when I go to the beach, I have no choice other than to see it–just because I don’t want to dress like a porn star when I hit the sand doesn’t mean other people agree. But everywhere else, these women need to learn to exercise some restraint. Particularly those that display their boobs at places that should be family-friendly (like amusement parks). Even if you weigh 100 pounds and got a fantastic boob job, I don’t want to see it. And it you’re just 100+ pounds overweight, I promise, no one does. COVER UP!
So what about you? Have anything to add to my list? Totally disagree and wish more women would sport their cleavage?
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