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happy birthday rob pattinson

27 Reasons we love Robert Pattinson on his 27th birthday

in on 05/13/13 by Bekah and Nikki 28 Comments

Dear Rob,

Happy 27th Birthday! We got together to come up with 27 Reasons we love you to celebrate you turning 27 today.

1. Crocodile Rob, even though it was weird it’s still kinda hot

crocodile rob

 

2. EDWARD CULLEN

 

3. That rainbow sweater

rob pattinson rainbow sweater

4. The one time we found this gif

sparklepeen

5. Dick and Claire

(That, of course, is Dick & Nikki)

6. THIS MOMENT

7. Cedric Diggory

 

8. The fake twitters of Rob’s closest confidantes and FAKE ROB himself

And how NONE of the Fake Twitter’s seemed to understand the “R” in Fake R PATTZ was for ROB (except FakeManagerNick)

 

9. Rob’s Trucker passions online dating profile

Rob Pattinson Trucker Passions

10. The controversy posting this image caused

11. How not caring about his girlfriend foced us to deface Bekah’s wedding picture

12. The palatial pad

 

 

13. How easy it was to photoshop him in american flag underpants

Rob Pattinson God Bless America

14. How easy it was to photoshop him in anything

15. How for one second he grew some balls and dumped her

 

16. His attitude

 

17. The way he smokes

 

18. How he singled handedly helped his friends create musical careers based on his own fans

LTT with Sam Bradley

19. Nick Frenkel

 

20. Stephanie Ritz

 

21. DEAN

 

22. Jumping Rob and the internet meme it created

23. Rob’s fans

(and the stories we wish we could repeat…)

 

24. THE TUCK

THE TUCK

(And how he made us all go to artsy theaters to see him tuck his privates between his legs and have sex with a man)

25. How Rob can make normally (sorta) sane fans do anything

(i.e. sleep outside in a parking lot for a week, get ALMOST hypothermia, sit in a camp chair outside a film set in central California for days)

 

26. How he can look kinda gross, syphisis-y, greasy and sweaty and somehow it’s still hot

 

27. GQ Rob

GQ Rob

Source

28. Never Think/Let me Sign


And the feelings we STILL get whenever we hear them, almost FIVE years later, even though the only thing we can comprehend out of your mouth are “The mumbles”

See, Rob? We still care!

Love,

Bekah & Nikki

Send your wishes for Robert Pattinson’s birthday below in the comments! He’ll never see them. So it’s COMPLETELY normal!

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About Bekah and Nikki

Bekah and Nikki used to just love Twilight. Now they love a lot of stuff and can be found talking about it daily here on Thats-Normal.com. Together they co-founded and run the day to day of the site. And the night to night. And the weekends. And... well, you get it.

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