Nothing makes me sadder than seeing all the unanswered tweets of fans to celebrities. And by “sadder” I mean “more entertained.” I thought it was time I shared some of my favorites celebrity tweeters with you. We could EASILY get lost in a Twitter black hole- seeing who fans are claiming died in their family to get a follow from Justin Bieber. We could spend all day exploring the hoards of people who ask JD Pardo to wish them a happy birthday. But we’re not going to do that, instead I bring you:
Things fans are tweeting to Twilight stars
Because no one is more dedicated than Twilight fans, right? Look no further than their twitter feeds for proof on how much they love Twilight and their Twilight stars (or… if not stars then… people who had 1 line, that was cut, in the last 20 minutes of the 5th film). Here are the types of tweeters I found:
The one who assume the star will get the reference
@ToniTrucks i miss twilight :'(
P.s Forever— マリー・アントワネット (@vocinotturne) April 8, 2013
The really emo one
just gonna go cry in my bed that i cant go to the comic con where @therealchaske is going:'( fml
— Roslyn (@Oohboyy) April 12, 2013
The random character shipper
I need someone to have me an intervention like seriously. It’s not my fault I want Sam @therealchaske and Leah @juliarjones to be together.
— Courtney Carter (@ForeverMe_CC) April 9, 2013
The Jasper-hard
I am not a #twihard.. is that the word? When watching #Twilight im a Jasper-hard, & he always is.. ooh yea @jacksonrathbone <3
— Natausha (@NataushaLee) April 15, 2013
The one who thinks the celeb will be impressed by bashing his partner
@jacksonrathbone Tattooed girls are sexy, I love the rock n roll look on women but I have to say your gf looks just really trashy. No style
— loaranna (@larallaha) April 14, 2013
The “I have no problem admitting my life is really lame”
I think the best day of my life was when Darlin @jacksonrathbone Tweeted me back Thank you for maken mydreamscometrue twitter.com/Catie_bear_1/s…
— BSB/Twi-Hard-Fan (@Catie_bear_1) April 14, 2013
The one who came up with a hashtag to hopefully convince him
@jacksonrathbone Mr Rathbone you tweeted me over my spring break I think its about time you give ur #1 fan a follow #pleasedontsaymaybe
— BSB/Twi-Hard-Fan (@Catie_bear_1) April 13, 2013
This fan just won’t give up
@jacksonrathbone You are fantasticly the best I hope you know that now you need to give me a follow since u tweetedme twitter.com/Catie_bear_1/s…
— BSB/Twi-Hard-Fan (@Catie_bear_1) April 13, 2013
The one who had this conversation with a friend
Then there are the tweets from people pissed that ROBSTEN didn’t get a kiss award tweets
MTV fucked us over. So we’re boycotting, because we can! So STFU with your hoity toity bollocks!!
— RobKristenSupporter™ (@MadBoutRob) April 14, 2013
Actually– take a look at ANY Twilight tweet from the past week… hoards of people BOYCOTTED The MTV Movie awards because of the Twilight “snub.” GUYS– BOYCOTT THE MTV AWARDS BECAUSE THEY ARE TERRIBLE, NOT BECAUSE THEY HURT THE WOLVES FEELINGS.
There are the marriage hopefuls on Twitter
@justinchon I want to marry a man named justin chon
— sassinme (@friendly_sassin) April 13, 2013
and
I want to marry Billy Burke
— 🖤BLM🖤 (@danabaabe) April 14, 2013
The ones who remember their Twilight star “Anniversaries”
So this is def late, but I just remembered. 3 years (and 10 days) ago, I met the love of my life, @jacksonrathbone, for the first time. <3
— Shar-P (@literarygenius) April 14, 2013
The ones who twitter share their dreams:
Had a dream last night that I lived in a one bedroom apartment in @jacksonrathbone ‘s basement….and his cat loved me more than him. Weird.
— Lori Jay (@LoriJay16) April 13, 2013
The ones who show their crazy a little more than the others…
Much as I’d love to see @erikodom, I think an 16-hr road trip isn’t in the cards…
— Karen Philpot (@KalyP) April 12, 2013
Erik tweeted he was in Austin. Which doesn’t make this tweet anymore normal.
Then there are the tweets that put the fans on “The List”
I dont care if @thealexmerazis 28 married has two kids. If someone says something negative abt him i’ll stab them.
— taylor angelique (@taylorwilson517) April 14, 2013
The list is the list of crazy fans to stay away from that a celeb’s security team keeps.
They tweet implying the dreaming has happened more than once…
when i have dreams about @thealexmeraz it’s always really weird. He’s either a doctor, turns into a bee or some other weird thing lmao
— Roslyn (@Oohboyy) April 12, 2013
The “I really love you but I like another celebrity more” tweeter:
@thealexmeraz Hi Alex please follow me back I used to be Jeah_Lochte! I had to delete my other account due to being harassed 🙁
— Melissa (@Reezylicious) April 11, 2013
(runner up for “Worst taste in twitter names” tweeter, too)
The tweeter who thinks ahead:
my bday is in 5 months ( september 4) @kellanlutzcan you wish me happy nbday jajjaj THANKS
— cora (@CoraWoo) April 15, 2013
The Tweeter with important questions:
kellan WHY YOU ARE SO FUCKING HOT AND BEATIFUL @kellanlutz
— julia (@robstensucks) April 14, 2013
And a very normal twitter names
The Tweeter who knows what it takes to get them to notice her:
Me waiting for @peterfacinelli, @kellanlutz and @ashleymgreene to notice my existence in this world…. twitter.com/ShePostedWTF/s…
— (: Katy 🙂 (@ShePostedWTF) April 14, 2013
But doesn’t know that you’re not supposed to use those photos that are tagged “stockphoto” without paying…
So there you are, my fine That’s Normal friends- A little sampling of what Fans are tweet ing to Twilight stars. It makes you feel a little better than you keep tagging Ian Somerhalder and JGL in tweets to your friends, right? At least you’re tweeting AT celebrities like all these freaks.*
*not really freaks. well most of them aren’t. okay some aren’t. okay maybe just 1 isn’t…
