Because the Internet is awesome, the French Girls app is what I’d describe as a cross between Snapchat, Chat Roulette, and the old Facebook Graffiti app. Basically, you take a photo of yourself–it won’t let you upload an existing photo, it has to be a selfie with your (lower quality) front-facing camera. At least, that’s how it works on my iPhone. This should give you an idea of the quality of some of these images. Also, it seems that most people discover the app (as I did) when they have just rolled out of bed. Here are a few samples from my recent scrolling:
You’re forced/asked to draw someone else’s photo at least once before you can upload your own, which helps keep the cycle going. As you can see, there is also a button to report dick pics. Because that’s necessary, always. No one wants to see that.
Here are some of my drawings of other people (for those without photos, just assume they are amazingly realistic because I am a breathtaking artist):
And finally, here’s what others drew for me!
If you can’t tell by now, I’m already addicted. Browse through the entries here or download it (for free!) and create your own. I haven’t seen any inappropriate photos yet, but a lot of hilariously creepy dudes, so beware.
Have you tried French Girls? Have a great app you can’t tear yourself away from? Let me know!
