Things I Know From the Game of Thrones Season 3 Trailer:
1. Tyrion still has his nose
2. Mance Rayder is WAY older than I pictured him to be
3. The Red Wedding still happens. WAAAAAAAH
4. Brianne of Tarth is a SUPER badass. #Headbutt?!!! What’s up now?!
5. Robb Stark is still hot and still made one of the biggest mistakes of this story.
6. The “Lord’s Kiss” happens. *flail*
7. Khalessi + Dragons
8. This song Bones by MS MR is totally Florence lite but I’m scurred! Is The Hound behind me?
9. It takes me about 45 minutes to watch a 1:20 video. Play. Pause. Play. Pause. Flail. Play. Text GoT friend screenshot of Jon Snow. Pause. Play.
10. Tyrion still has the best one-liners. IE: Cersei: You’re not as clever as you think you are. Tyrion: Still makes me more clever than you. *BOOM. Tyrion throws down mic*
11. Jorah is still a badass
12. Any guy who fights with a sword that’s on fire probably has a small penis. JUST SAYIN’
13. Joffrey is still an insufferable see you next Tuesday. I can totally tell from the 2 seconds he’s in this
14. There are people on Youtube commenting (spoilerific) AS characters. Currently Eddard Stark and Jaime Lannister are in a flame war
15. Needs MORE Khalessi
16. JON.SNOW knows where to put it
TWENTY EIGHT DAYS TILL THE GAME OF THRONES SEASON THREE PREMIERE!!! I’m using shouty caps because I’m THAT excited about this.
In other news… these Season 3 posters… not so much… yikes.
Are you counting down the days like me? Are you a psycho about these books/this show like me? I need people to commiserate with. Reveal yourselves GoT fans!
