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Beautiful Bastard Christina Lauren

Beautiful Bastard PANTIES winner PLUS a special BB interview.

in on 02/11/13 by Bekah 2 Comments

Beautiful Bastard La Perla Gift Certificate Winner

Remember the Beautiful Bastard contest we ran last week where you too could have sexy, ripable underwear like Chloe Mills? We’ve picked our winner for the $100 La Perla gift certificate! Congrats to our winner Amy L for her great comment(s):

Years ago I loved “The office” so much that I printed it out and had it bound at Kinkos so that I could read it when wi-fi wasn’t available. A girl has to be prepared, right? I did this a couple years ago. I was so ahead of my time, knowing this was going to be a real book someday….but I let my friend borrow it and it was never to be seen again (grrrrr). No worries, because I plan to buy BB.

Now give me some underwear.

Plus her follow-up comment:

Just realized that I may have just incriminated myself in a terrible copyright law suit. Hope you know that me printing it out was because I thought it was so awesome…not to rip you off. no hard feelings, right?

*fills out paperwork to have name changed and to go into hiding*

Runner-Up

And because we had the hardest time picking just one winner & this one tugged at the heartstrings, we decided that a runner up would get a copy of Beautiful Bastard (the book, not the man) Congrats to Laxplays

Normally I would leave a witty comment but today I’m being honest. I’m going to sit in a hospital and read it to my friend, who just had a stroke, aged 38. I know she will appreciate it! After enduring the old hospital gown and her butt on show to the entire world, I’m going to give her that gift certificate and tell her to buy some *real* underwear, that doesn’t entail paper rubbing up against her crack.

Everyone needs Beautiful Bastard in their life, a prescription that is sure to cure all ailments.

Keep the book for yourself or share with your friend who sounds like could use a little Beautiful Bastard in her life!

Thanks to everyone who commented! Laxplays & Amy please contact us with your address so we can send you your prizes!

Interview with Christina Lauren 2/12

We are SO excited to announce we’ll be talking LIVE with Christina & Lauren (pen name Christina Lauren) tomorrow 2/12 about Beautiful Bastard & other fun stuff. We’ll be live-streaming our interview, so stay tuned here and our Twitter & Facebook for details on how you can join us!

Buy the Book

Don’t forget that Beautiful Bastard releases tomorrow 2/12 so pick up a copy for yourself & everyone you know. Unless you know a lot of Amish folk. I’m guessing they might not be into Bennett Ryan (their loss)

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