It’s been eight looooong months since Hannah and friends from HBO’s Girls stuck their collective foots in their mouths EVERY episode and made awful decisions and said awesome things and awful things and made us all love them, a lot. It’s weird, right? How can you detest some characters and their decisions and lives but totally GET it at the same time? That my friends is Girls and we’re back for season 2 this Sunday. We left the ladies in various states of undress and duress at the end of last season and as much as we’d love for Hannah to still be on that beach eating leftover wedding cake, we know there’s gonna be a lot more this season cause shit is about to get SO cray. I’ve come up with some predictions for this season…
Hannah
Clearly, she will continue to be naked. At all times. At this point I feel like I know Lena Dunham’s boobs better than I know my own. I also want her to move in with her gay ex-boyfriend and NOT break up with Adam which she will totally do because she’s awful. She’ll also start a blog where she writes her short stories and maybe reach a tiny modicum of success, like 5 comments, on a post about her neighbor who only listens to Hall and Oates and vacuums all the time.
Adam
In season 2 Adam will continue to be the best awesome, weirdo and a “beautiful, fucking mystery.” He will also continue to work out and get more muscular and hotter each episode. We should petition for him to go back to being shirtless in every episode. We also hope he opens a one man shirtless moving company for terrible, terrible twenty something girls. We’d hire him. Minus the terrible.
Marnie
She’s gonna go full on Charlotte York and turn that SNL dude she met at the wedding (Bobby Monyihan) into her Harry Goldenblatt and figure out that Charlie isn’t her Trey McDougal and convert to Judaism and live happily ever after and adopt a chinese baby. JUST KIDDING, she’s totally the type to get back with Charlie even though she’s not sure she wants him any more. OF COURSE. She’s THAT GIRL.
Charlie
Charlie will be freaking hot and tell Marnie to eff off, write another song about Keds and then jump through the TV and ask US to go to Rome with him and be our dream lovers. More realistically will totally get back together with Marnie because he’s THAT GUY.
Shoshanna
If Lena Dunham loves us she will make Ray Shoshanna’s official Crack Spirit Guide and we will all die from the impending lines like “Forget all the BBC you watch at home with your cats and come back with an appropriate outfit.” We love Shoshanna in that “I love you but you’re awful and that girl and you wear a lot of pink.”
Jessa
She will wake up from her honeymoon and realized she married the guy who made a mashup of a LIT song, trash his ugly $10,000 rug and then get a quickie Vegas divorce. You can’t keep Jessa down, she’s a free spirit with mermaid hair.
What will happen this season? We don’t know but we know if it comes from this crew we’re gonna be talking about it each week and probably wishing for more shirtless Adam. Cause ya know… that became a thing.
Are you a Girls fan? Have you become obsessed like us? What are your predictions/wishes for season 3?
