You’ve had this problem, right? You’re having a girl’s night with some long-time friends & one of them brings up new hottie X from a recent blockbuster film & calls “dibs” on him. But if you weren’t too busy pouring more champagne into your thermos you would have called dibs on new hottie X first. And you’re pissed. You don’t say anything because, well, it feels a little childish and you DO have a thermos-full of champagne to get you through, but when you return home that evening and settle into bed with prayers of a long evening filled with new-hottie X dreams the anger really sets in. What gives HER the right? Because she spoke up faster than you? So? She’s always been a little faster than you, especially when it came to the football team in high school and you’re not saying that’s a good thing. The Christmas cookies go to her ass a little faster than they do yours too, but you’d never say anything….. but seriously, who would new hottie X want more? YOU with your well-thought out speaking patterns and appropriate holiday weight gain? Or her fast-talking, cookie-filled ass? Obviously you. But the problem is she called him first. Can you suggest working out a “schedule?” You get him on weekends and she gets him on Mon Tues Thursday? You don’t know what to do. And it’s a problem. It’s a problem we all have….
Today we bring you a chat between friends in which 4 woman try to solve the complex equation involving sister wives and henceforth solve all your man-sharing problems:
 Elena: Our interview with Rob made it into a gif!
Look at these others & try to love him more than me…
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| Nikki: omg why is he the best? |
| Bekah: I told someone today I think i moved Rob from my freeby 5 list tier 1 (there are levels you see) to my shame F*ck list. maybe i take it back |
| Elena: TAKE IT BACK |
| Bekah: okay fine. Tier 2 of my list then. |
| Abby: Rob is number 1 on my freebie list. It’s him and only him currently. Oh and Ryan Gosling. Yeah. I’m so cliche. |
| Bekah: Oh I’ll fight you for cliche– I’ve got Ryan Gosling, Joseph Gordon Levitt and Rob. THE FAB 3 |
| Elena: Please be aware that I have a Tumblr in which we call “dibs” on our celebrity crushes. Sometimes, as a blogger, you run into celebs from time to time and it’s convenient to have dibs. Example: I have dibs on Nicholas Hoult. A few months later we were invited on set of his movie so (in spite of his RL relationship with JLaw) he belongs to me. See? It’s basically legally binding. |
| Bekah: I like this. I call Dibs on Sam Palladio |
| Abby:Fine… But Rob, Ryan and Jo are basically like free money right? They’re anyone’s? Cause I don’t want anyone else. Ha. (Today anyway.) |
Abby: Actually I take it back… Dibs on Sam Riley. |
| Elena: Can I just call dibs on the hot, male, British population as a collective whole? No? |
| Bekah: Dannggg he’s pretty, Abby (and at first i read it as “Sam Bradley” and kinda judged you for a sec….) |
| Nikki: we need to split the british male population into 4ths and chose our dibs/team like we did with dodgeball teams at school back in the day. |
| Bekah: I have a feeling just like in elementary school… I’m going to get to pick last and be left with all the losers :/ |
| Nikki: yes we all already decided you get sam bradley. sorry. maybe he’ll let you borrow his hoop earring. |
| Nikki: I call Andrew Garfield- Take that Emma Stone! |
| Elena: Last time I saw Sam Bradley he was getting in a Chrysler Town & Country (circa late 90s) with Rob and Kristen. Maybe you two could travel the country in the mini van and make sweet music together. |
| Nikki: also do the mumfords collectively count as ONE or do we need to divide them up? |
| Elena: KIT HARINGTON! DIBS (sry for shouty caps. I just feel strongly about that one) |
| Abby: I married a Brit, does this mean I get Ryan Gosling? |
| Bekah: Last time I saw Sam Bradley that very same van was parked outside of a bar… I had just chatted him up a bit and asked him where they were staying in the city (Philadelphia) before realizing that sounded like a crazy fan when I was really just curious. It was about 10 pm and he STILL didn’t know where they were crashing that night. then I (Drunkenly) told him i heard there were mattresses under the 5th street bridge (that’s where the homeless people sleep) if he was out of luck.Then i left an LTT business card on the windshield of that very town & country. |
| Nikki: KIT is Scottish?!?! does this count?! otherwise i will arm wrestle you for him AND double down with richard madden. |
| Elena: I think we should divide and conquer Mumford. Then we can all travel with our musical men together. Oh are we only choosing Brits now? I thought this was a free for all. But srsly, I called him first. I’d be willing to share if this is going to throw a wrench in our friendship. |
| Nikki: yes, let’s get on a sharing sister wife type schedule because he does brood a lot and i can send him to you on especially emo days and vice versa. also one of our readers/friends/whatever lives in kit’s home town and goes to his pub. ps you now know where i will be visiting on every vacation henceforth. |
| Abby: How many sister wife type situations are you allowed in on? I may have already maxed myself out there. |
| Elena: I don’t feel like we need to limit our number of sister wife situations. I feel like there’s enough love to go around. |
| Nikki: it depends on the situation… if you’re in a ryan gos sisterhood time share thing then you only are allowed by girldom to have a few more. the lesser knowns leave you open more sisterhood slots. at least that is my understanding of the geneva convention amendment on man sharing…. |
There you have it! Thanks to That’s Normal your friendship can be saved with your long-time friend. Unless of course you mention where the holiday cookies have been going on her body… we can’t help you there.
Thanks to Elena & Abby from Twilightish & Fangirlish for making us laugh so hard in our 100+ emails thread! PS: We like your asses
