Dear Hipsters –
Please stop trying to make Moscow Mules happen. It’s not a thing. Truly. Just order a Gin & Tonic like a big girl or a Whiskey and be a man. You look like a tool ordering a Moscow Mule at a bar that barely has PBR let alone “ginger beer” and a copper mug. There are 50 other people waiting behind you to order an actual adult drink.
Move aside, this is not a THING.
