Found it: Modest Swimwear

Guys. I have a confession. I have been tempted now for years to purchase a “slimming swimmer” from wholesome wear.com. What has stopped me you ask? The price. Those bitches are expensive.

BUT THEY’RE HAVING A 4TH OF JULY SALE!!! And now I can get 20% off! Even the slightly longer “EXTENDED Slimming Swimmer” now only rolls in at $83.20 (plus shipping. And Tax in Utah (I assume.))

Who wants to be seen with me at the beach in this beauty this summer? Sorry boys— I know how much you love looking at my knees and thinking about having the sex with me.

(Someone should tell Michelle Duggar about this site.)