If you’ve ever wanted to watch two beauty queens fight over a mostly unemployed man then The Bachelor may be for you. If not, we watched it for you.
We Watched The Bachelor for You
What do actress Megan Mullally, actor Nick Offerman, comedian Billy Eichner and the status of Colton Underwood’s virginity have in common? They all sold their souls to The Bachelor.
A Gif Recap of The Bachelor: Nick’s Final Finale
The Bachelor has taught us is that a lot can happen in 3 years. Specifically that given a good haircut, a gym membership and the right lighting, even a dorky software salesmen from Wisconsin can fool us into caring about his love life.
A Recap of The Bachelor: Women Tell All
The Women Tell All episode of The Bachelor is our last chance to relive the drama of the season. It’s also a time to wonder why we can’t remember any of these women.
A Gif Recap of The Bachelor: More Finnish Fantasies
Vanessa wears cold weather gear like a Canadian princess and even managed to make the one-size-fits-all bathing suit look good when Nick took her to ice bathing. Luckily he wore matching blue briefs. Let’s just say I think they’ll enjoy couples waxing appointments if they end up together.