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If you feel like it’s been awhile since we’ve talked about Robert Pattinson, you’re not wrong.
Last year I shared a throw back to losing my Robert Pattinson virginity, and in 2016, Nikki celebrated our favorite man born in 1986’s 30th Birthday.
2015 brought us Tiff’s 5 Stages of Grief over Robert Pattinson and FKA Twig’s engagement and we discussed the rumored relationship prior to the news of the engagement.
And in 2014 we did our last Real Quick Catch up with Robert Pattinson.
If you’re counting, that’s 5 posts in 2.5 years.
This is unacceptable.
I am on a mission to catch up with Robert Pattinson. Here are my goals:
I dunno, is THIS hot?
How about this?
Look at his modeling shots again and decide for yourself:
So, yeah, Rob is still looking pretty fine…. in his modeling shots.
I saw a WHOLE lot of red carpet photos where his face was way weird though, reminding us that fantasy Rob is way better than real life Rob. (Scroll through these)
Yes. Supposedly. Back in September, US weekly reported that despite a rumored split, the couple was very much together yet not in a rush to walk down the aisle.
Plus E reported they were seen together at the “European premiere of Pattinson’s Lost City of Z in London arm in arm.”
Here, have some pictures:
Rob is in a film called Queen of the Desert which is On Demand starting 4/14.
Plus he has been doing press recently for a movie he is in called The Lost City of Z. Here, watch a trailer that he is in for less than 2 seconds.
The movie looks pretty terrible to me. (OR confusing?)
But this gif is from the red carpet which helps a bit:
HE IS IN THE MOVIE WITH CHARLIE HUNNAM. I REPEAT CHARLIE -NOT-CHRISTIAN-GREY HUNNAM
Proving that, even for Rob Pattinson, #EGBTT
F*ck yeah we should care about something:
THIS PICTURE, GIVING US LIFE, OF ROB, SOME PIZZA GUYS AND SAM BRADLEY
ATTENTION THAT IS SAM BRADLEY PRESUMABLY POST-PIZZA
So yeah, that’s what is going on with Robert Pattinson.
I went pretty deep into the archives of Robsessed and VERY LITTLE of interest popped up. I wish I could show you guys some new outfit he found in the dumpster, spill some ROBSTEN gossip to remind you of yesteryear or share a new song he recorded mumbling while stoned one Friday night, but alas, Rob Pattinson lives a fairly quiet, out-of-the-limelight life these days. Anyone know what Dick is up to?